Unlocked the Redneck as a playable character.

Unlocked the Old Lady as a playable character.

Unlocked secret character GunGuy from Blaster Shooter GunGuy! as a playable character.

Unlocked the Hillbilly as a playable character.

Unlocked the Pothead as a playable character.

Unlocked a Tom as a playable character.

Unlocked the secret character Aesthetic Man from Aesthetic Melody as a playable character.

Unlocked the Unicorn as a playable character.

Unlocked the Octopus as a playable character.

Died for the first time. It won't be your last.

Wow... died ten times already huh?

You died 69 times... lol that's... that's the number for... hahaha.

You've died 100 times. Honestly I just feel bad at this point.

You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope they didn't damage your self esteem too badly.

You beat the entire game without dying a single time.

Speed run the game in under an hour. Not bad, but you can do better.

Speed run the game in under half an hour. Now that's fast, but let's set a record.

Speed run the game in under a third of an hour. Now that's what I'm talking about!

Unlocked the secret doge Peter as a playable character.

You beat the game dying less than ten times.

You beat the game dying less than fifty times.

You beat the game dying less than one hundred times.

You beat the game!

Cleared the game in under three hours. Turtle turtle.