25 headshots are good for the beginning. Now you know how to pull the trigger. From now you will only get better.

50 headshots ?! If you see the red dot on all heads you should go to the doctor.

80 hs … your mom can be proud of you…

Two missing calls from your wife, can it be worse ?! Of course, you have only completed Chapter I.

Big in Japan, Big in Japan , shit wrong country. But you made it. Chapter II is completed.

You preferred Obamacare ? Accept my apology, at least your troubles are already finished.Chapter III is completed.

If you recommend us to your friends we will do the next part.

Not touched by any girl and by any of our aliens. Congratulations, you are inviolable.

Our pink alien isn’t LGBT symbol. You don’t have to torment it. But 50 murders on it is very impressive.

You have always liked challenges. I wish killing 50 big monster made you happy.

So you already know, that the easiest way to make this game is throwing 25 grenades everywhere. Good , Good.

Isn’t that good that aliens doesn’t dodged bullets like agent Smith, am I right ?

Maaaan, you were better than Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds.

OMG he was big and green. Have you just killed Shrek ?!