Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.

Complete The Stanley Parable.

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Quit the game and then start it again.

No seriously, we disabled it.

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

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Click on door 430 five times.

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).

Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.