Finish the tutorial. That instructor gives me the creeps.
Level up to reach level 2, the first of many.
Reach level 3. Show that garlic who's boss!
Reach level 4. Can you begin to see your true power!?
Reach level 5. Vegetables are no big deal to you.
Gather up 250G. Don't spend it all in one place!
Gather 500G. Just like a dragon.
Get 999G. You can't get any more!
Equip the Star Hat. Oh, no. Vampires have been sparkling longer than we had thought.
Equip the Feather Hat. This hat can wiggle.
Get a Quake card. It smells fishy.
Get a Fire card. It's smiling at you.
Get an Ice card. You could build a castle with these!
Get a Lightning card. It's-a stormin out!
Get a Time card. Don't even blink.
Get an Animal card. THEN SPLAT THEM CRITTERS!
Get an Angel card. Cherubs, attack!
Get a Bat card. A colony of Mexican Free-tailed Bats in Texas eats over 10k lbs
Get an Invisi-Card. Just don't look at yourself or it won't work.
Get a Flying Hat card. Don't hit anyone in the head. Ow!
Get a Transport card. Do you think those balloons are sentient? O.o
Get a Tomato Juice card. Sweet nectar of life!
Get a Big Tomato card, you vegetable vampire, you.
Equip the Lightning Hat. Spike had a bolt on his head before it was cool.
Get a Companion card. It's like catnip for your friends!
Reach level 6. You can probably survive on your own.
Reach level 7.
Reach level 8.
Reach level 9.
Reach level 10.
Reach level 11.
Reach level 12.
Reach level 13.
Reach level 14.
Reach level 15.
Reach the maximum level.
Beat up Felina and take back your castle. Eat hat, cat!
Beat up Croc. That water is for everyone, green man.
Defeat the Kalala Root. Let's fight, Root.
Get a Soup card. Just don't tell the Freezer about it.
The Freezer is tough.
Defeat the Freezer (finally). HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY WEAKNESS?!
Defeat Moray. Uh, that's not an eel...
Defeat Hydra. She sure had me fooled. How about you?
Defeat Von Hesler. Is he the real foe? Is he just an elderly physician?
Save the goddang kingdom. And get that big coin, too.