Max out your relationship with Bayou Boo

Max out your relationship with Berkeley Clodd

Max out your relationship with Cannonball Coleman

Max out your relationship with Crawdad Clem

Max out your relationship with Crystal

Max out your relationship with Daddy Bigbucks

Max out your relationship with Darius

Max out your relationship with Det. Dan D. Mann

Max out your relationship with Dusty Hogg

Max out your relationship with Ephram Earl

Max out your relationship with Ewan Watahmee

Max out your relationship with Giuseppi Mezzoalto

Max out your relationship with Gramma Hattie

Max out your relationship with Harlan King

Max out your relationship with Kris Thistle

Max out your relationship with Lily Gates

Max out your relationship with Lincoln Broadsheet

Max out your relationship with Lottie Cash

Max out your relationship with Luthor L. Bigbucks

Max out your relationship with Mambo Loa

Max out your relationship with Maximillian Moore

Max out your relationship with Misty Waters

Max out your relationship with Olde Salty

Max out your relationship with Phoebe Twiddle

Max out your relationship with Polly Nomial

Max out your relationship with Pritchard Locksley

Max out your relationship with Roxanna Moxie

Max out your relationship with Sue Pirnova

Max out your relationship with Theresa Bullhorn

Max out your Cooking skill

Max out your Mechanical skill

Max out your Creativity skill

Max out your Body skill

Max out your Logic skill

Max out your Charisma skill

Purchase the Small Brownstone home.

Purchase the Large Brownstone home.

Purchase the Townhouse.

Purchase the First Mate's Quarters.

Purchase the City Apartment.

Purchase the Penthouse.

Max out your rep with the Streeties.

Max out your rep with the Nerdies.

Max out your rep with the Richies.

Max out your rep with the Artsies.

Travel to every location possible using the time machine

Purchase the Penthouse and every home upgrade for it

In Create-a-Hogg, have your ride have the highest top speed possible.

Have 25 or more Xizzle Beads on you at once

Collect 100 or more piles of trash (hint - don't sell any!)

Complete your very first goal! Congratulations, you did it!

Complete every goal in Chapter 1.

Complete the "Salesmanship" goal in Chapter 2.

Complete every goal in Chapter 2.

Complete the "None Shall Pass" goal in Chapter 3.

Complete every goal in Chapter 3.

Complete the "Running from the Law" goal in Chapter 4.

Complete every goal in Chapter 4.

Complete the "Interview with a Cajun Vampire" goal in Chapter 5.

Complete every goal in Chapter 5 and beat the game.

Complete the Streeties' rep goals

Complete the Nerdies' rep goals

Complete all the Artsies' rep goals

Complete all the Richies' rep goals

Purchase every exhibit in the museum.

Get over $1250 in the Squeegee Clean minigame on Clean N Sheen difficulty [play it from the main menu].

Get over $2000 in the Hoopz minigame on En Fuego difficulty [play it from the main menu].

Get over $1500 in the Doctor Max Stat! minigame on Brain Surgeon difficulty [play it from the main menu].

Get over $1300 in the Comic Explosion minigame on Wild and Crazy Guy difficulty [play it from the main menu].

Get over $500 in the Motocross Mayhem minigame on Master of Mayhem difficulty [play it from the main menu].

Reach 7 coconuts without losing one in the Moogoo Monkey minigame on Moogoo Monkey Master difficulty [1 player only, in menu!]

Get $1500 in the Yar Hey! Bombard! minigame on Boat Basher Supreme difficulty [play it from the main menu].

Get over $3000 in the Soul Music minigame on Red Man Incarnate difficulty [play it from the main menu].

Answer the laziest possible combination of answers when creating your character.

Take a blast to the past.

Romance four different women before leaving King Tower at the start of the game

You know what to do.

Fill your inventory with chickens.