Earn the highest promotion in the Moogoo Monkey minigame.

Earn the highest promotion in the Comic Explosion minigame.

Earn the highest promotion in the Doctor Max Stat! minigame.

Earn the highest promotion in the Squeegee Clean minigame.

Earn the highest promotion in the Hoopz minigame.

Earn the highest promotion in the Soul Music minigame.

Earn the highest promotion in the Yar Hey! Bombard! minigame.

Earn the highest promotion in the Motocross Mayhem minigame.

Gain entry to Club Xizzle. Happy dancing, homie!

Successfully complete the Spelling Bee minigame.

Earn more than $10 from each carnival minigame within one attempt, in one session.

Invite another Urb over to your house and receive a housewarming gift.

Max out your relationship with Bayou Boo.

Max out your relationship with Berkeley Clodd.

Max out your relationship with Cannonball Coleman.

Max out your relationship with Crawdad Clem.

Max out your relationship with Crystal.

Max out your relationship with Daddy Bigbucks.

Max out your relationship with Darius.

Max out your relationship with Det. Dan D. Mann.

Max out your relationship with Dusty Hogg.

Max out your relationship with Ephram Earl.

Max out your relationship with Ewan Watahmee.

Max out your relationship with Giuseppi Mezzoalto.

Max out your relationship with Gramma Hattie.

Max out your relationship with Harlan King.

Max out your relationship with Kris Thistle.

Max out your relationship with Lily Gates.

Max out your relationship with Lincoln Broadsheet.

Max out your relationship with Lottie Cash.

Max out your relationship with Luthor L. Bigbucks.

Max out your relationship with Mambo Loa.

Max out your relationship with Maximillian Moore.

Max out your relationship with Misty Waters.

Max out your relationship with Olde Salty.

Max out your relationship with Phoebe Twiddle.

Max out your relationship with Polly Nomial.

Max out your relationship with Pritchard Locksley.

Max out your relationship with Roxanna Moxie.

Max out your relationship with Sue Pirnova.

Max out your relationship with Theresa Bullhorn.

Max out your Cooking skill.

Max out your Mechanical skill.

Max out your Creativity skill.

Max out your Body skill.

Max out your Logic skill.

Max out your Charisma skill.

Purchase the Small Brownstone home.

Purchase the Large Brownstone home.

Purchase the Townhouse.

Purchase the First Mate's Quarters.

Purchase the City Apartment.

Purchase the Penthouse.

Max out your rep with the Streeties.

Max out your rep with the Nerdies.

Max out your rep with the Richies.

Max out your rep with the Artsies.

Travel to every location possible using the time machine.

Purchase the Penthouse and every home upgrade for it.

In Create-a-Hogg, have your ride have the highest top speed possible.

Have 25 or more Xizzle Beads on you at once

Collect 100 piles of trash. Feel free to recycle!

Complete your very first goal! Congratulations, you did it!

Complete every goal in Chapter 1.

Complete the "Salesmanship" goal in Chapter 2.

Complete every goal in Chapter 2.

Complete the "None Shall Pass" goal in Chapter 3.

Complete every goal in Chapter 3.

Complete the "Running from the Law" goal in Chapter 4.

Complete every goal in Chapter 4.

Complete the "Interview with a Cajun Vampire" goal in Chapter 5.

Complete every goal in Chapter 5.

Complete all the Streeties' rep goals.

Complete all the Nerdies' rep goals.

Complete all the Artsies' rep goals.

Complete all the Richies' rep goals.

Purchase every exhibit in the museum.

Get $1250 or more in the Squeegee Clean minigame on Clean N Sheen difficulty.

Get $2000 or more in the Hoopz minigame on En Fuego difficulty.

Get $1500 or more in the Doctor Max Stat! minigame on Brain Surgeon difficulty.

Get $1300 or more in the Comic Explosion minigame on Wild and Crazy Guy difficulty.

Get $500 or more in the Motocross Mayhem minigame on Master of Mayhem difficulty.

Reach 7 coconuts without losing one in the Moogoo Monkey minigame on Moogoo Monkey Master difficulty. Playing with multiple players is disallowed.

Get $1500 or more in the Yar Hey! Bombard! minigame on Boat Basher Supreme difficulty.

Get $3000 or more in the Soul Music minigame on Red Man Incarnate difficulty. Do not use the Golden Fiddle.

Answer the laziest possible combination of answers when creating your character.

Take a blast to the past.

Romance four different women before leaving King Tower at the start of the game.

You know what to do.

Fill your inventory with chickens.