Collect one Boring Stone.
Collect one thousand Boring Stones.
Find every Boring Stone in the first level.
Find every Boring Stone in the second level.
Find every Boring Stone in the third level.
Find every Boring Stone in the fourth level.
Find every Boring Stone in the fifth level.
Collect all tapes in one level.
Collect music for ages.
Find every secret God disc in the game.
Use the Laser 50 times.
Use the Laser a thousand times.
Finish a level with the given number of cuts.
Finish a level with less than the given number of cuts.
Make a lot of rubble.
Use the Rocket 50 times.
Use the Rocket a thousand times.
Finish a level without using the Laser.
Finish a level without using the Claw.
Finish a level without using the Rocket.
Play every Reality Boy (TM) level.
Complete the game.
Find all the machines!
He, who is made of pixels.
Find the Manifestations of Arrogance.
Don't fail on the first try, will you?
To cure your loss, you have to give in to those aggressive feelings.
Late revenge for clogging up my basement!
Perfect lookout, isn't it?
Become a Master of the Rocket.
Some Gods have to be found.
This hole is hungry.
Be strong and never die.
Some Gods must fall.
Maybe a future job career?
Groupies sneak backstage.
Find trace of the secret Gods.
I hate pigeons! No poison in the house, a laser will do.
Evade those stones!
Out of kilter, out of sight.
In Your FACE!
Don't smush yourself!
Fear of the dark?
The axe must swing to get it on.
Squeak, Piggy, squeak!
Even dark gods want attention.
Run, Run, Run!
Don't be afraid, be brave and stay alive!
A crossed bridge is useless, especially if it's broken anyway.
Be brave and stay alive!