13 toast on-screen at once.

Use your toasty mass to kill an enemy.

Beat a level without firing any breads.

Play for a total time of 21122.012 seconds.

Hit a crate as it tumbles off a platform.

Casually bellyflop an enemy into the clock.

Unlock all of the customisations.

Unlock all of the weapons.

Complete the Ironman survival mode.