Eat the following "Good Foods" while not full life - Pizza, Fries, Cherry Pie, and Pancakes
Eat the following "O.K. Foods" while not full life - Bacon 'n' Eggs, Candy Cane, Cereal, and Watermelon
Reach the 5th floor
Reach the 10th floor.
Reach the 15th floor.
Reach the 20th floor.
Reach the 25th floor.
Locate present island
Achieve coolness rank "dUFUS"
Achieve coolness rank "PoiNdextER"
Achieve coolness rank "PEANUt"
Achieve coolness rank "dudE"
Achieve coolness rank "BRo"
Achieve coolness rank "HoMEy"
Achieve coolness rank "RAPMAStER"
Achieve coolness rank "FunK LorD"
Aquire 1300 or more combined points as Toejam and Earl or individually
Collect the left speaker ship piece - code not allowed
Collect the windshield ship piece - code not allowed
Collect the fin ship piece - code not allowed
Collect the amplamator ship piece - code not allowed
Collect the rear leg ship piece - code not allowed
Collect the front leg ship piece - code not allowed
Collect the capsule ship piece - code not allowed
Collect the snowboard ship piece - code not allowed
Collect the thruster ship piece - code not allowed
Collect the right speaker ship piece - code not allowed
Get max lives (8) as Toejam or Earl
Get 15 or more bucks
Get 30 or more bucks
Identify the "randomizer" present
Get all ship pieces and return home - code not allowed
Find and answer the phone within 3 rings (no phone gift)
Sneak up on Santa and get some presents
Identify the Total Bummer! without getting shot up
Identify all 26 presents
Enjoy all the amenities of level 0
Reach "tHe ENd" plus visit Trixie
Seek out and destroy all 6 Lil Devils (Devilus Pokium) on level 2
Eliminate all 3 hula dancers (Hawaiinus Bootius Shakium) from level 3
Eliminate the Hamster (Rodentia Nottoosmartium) from level 5
Eliminate the mole (Diggus Theifius Yawannakillum) on level 6
Eliminate both Cupids (Cupidus Stupidus) from level 4
Eliminate both boogie men (Pygmyus Scaremtadeathium) on level 7
Eliminate both chickens with mortars (Cluckus Artillarus) from level 8
Eliminate both crazed shoppers (Spenditallinadae) on level 9
Eliminate both swarms of deadly bees (Buzzius Stingium) on level 10
Eliminate the nerdherd (Geekus Dorkia) on level 16
Eliminate a fat man & mower (Americanus Suburbium) on any level
Eliminate a phantom ice cream truck (Driverus Insanicus Ghostium) on any level
Murder a mailbox monster (Mailboxium Donttrustium) on any level
Eliminate both insane dentists (Painus Maximus) from level 25
Eat the following "Great Foods" while not full life - Fudge Cake, Fudge Sundae, and Hamburger
Get healed by a wizard
Get a present by mailorder
Enlist the opera singer's services to dispatch an earthling