Collect all the achievements
Visit a backer character
Use The Boom Box 4 times in one game
Pop 8 or more Earthlings who are dancing at a boombox in one game
Get a game over before level 3
Beat normal or hard world without dying
Catch 5 elves in one game
Uncover all the map tiles for 3 levels in one game
Fall off levels 5 times in one game
Collect a locked present
Collect all of the locked presents
Eat every type of food in one game
Go for a ride in the Evil Elevator twice in one game
Visit every backer character
Reach the rank of FunkLord
Give a life to another player 3 times in one game
Pop at least one of every bad Earthling type in one game
Pop a mole who has stolen one or more of your presents
Hit and leave through the very first exit in the HyperFunk Zone
Make other player snap out of being in love by slapping them
Hi Five another player 3 times in one game
Beat normal or hard world without opening a single present
Get to hot tub island
Get killed by a Little Girl with a Teddy
Reach the end of the HyperFunk Zone
Unlock all power hats
Complete a random world game
Have at least 99 bucks
Play as each of the playable characters
Play as both old Skool TJ and as Old Skool Earl in a single game (co-op)
Beat normal or hard world without popping a single Earthling
Complete a fixed world game
Open the Major Randomizer or Baby Randomizer 3 times in one game
Beat the 5th level in Rhythm Matching
Successfully open 10 broken presents in one game
Use Heal Friend Present on another player 10 times in one game
Catch Santa 3 times in one game
Get to secret Funkotron Level via a secret doorway
Get hit by Cupid's arrow 5 times in one game
Hide in sunflowers 4 times in a game when being chased by an Earthling
Complete a game with a friend (local or online)
Open an unidentified Major Randomizer, Total Bummer, or Instant Demotion after level 20
Open unidentified presents 15 times in one game
Save yourself from burning up by jumping in water
Open the Total Bummer twice in one game
Send an identified bad present to another player
Make other player wake up by shouting at them
Have 10 broken presents blow up on you in one game
Complete hard world