Kill the 3 Bum Spiders in stage 1 without dying.
Kill the Stage 1 boss.
Kill the Stage 1 boss on hard.
Kill the Fanny Chopper in Stage 2 without dying.
Kill the Stage 2 boss.
Kill the Stage 2 boss on hard.
Destroy the Urinal Submarine without dying.
Kill the Stage 3 boss.
Kill the Stage 3 boss on hard.
Kill the Albino Snakes without dying.
Kill the Stage 4 boss.
Kill the Stage 4 boss on hard.
Beat the game without getting a game over.
Get 40 golden poos and claim your reward!
Get 100,000 points.
Get 250,000 points.
Get 500,000 points.