Make a clichéd phone call.
Llama smuggling is a crime.
Apply yourself.
Paper is obviously superior.
Little Sammy to the rescue!
Win the tournament.
They know you know.
Defy gravity.
Get points with Lani.
Learn the ways of a warrior.
Destroy a valuable piece of equipment.
Obsessive Phone-Checking Disorder.
Dream a little dream.
Use the magic word.
Learn a brother's terrible secret.
Use the power of music.
Skip a boss fight.
Choose the most inconvenient time.
Demonstrate irreverence in a rather unique manner.
Recruit all possible characters.
Complete the game without being killed.
Betrayed by a friend.
Killer of friends.
You annoyed the narrator.
You've managed to reach 100 Will.
You've managed to reach 100 Intellect.
You've managed to reach 100 Empathy.
You've managed to reach 0 Will.
You've managed to reach 0 Intellect.
You've managed to reach 0 Empathy.
Your series was cancelled.
You were saved by a passing penguin.
You learned to fly with a trampoline.
Blessed are the pipe-layers.
You hid Indy fridge.
Your foe was extinguished.
Turns out the Man's transformation was only temporary.
You pulled yourself back together.
You completed the game in a romance with Kay.
You completed the game in a romance with Sammy.
You completed the game in a romance with Anara.
You completed the game in a romance with Chi.
You completed the game in a romance with Ryu.
You completed the game in a romance with Lani.
You completed the game in a romance with Phil.
You completed the game in a romance with Mirabelle.
You completed the game without any romance.
You keep fighting as a free superhero.
You keep fighting as an agent of the army.
You've been working within the army to take them down….
You gave your life to save the city.
You ushered in a new era of superheroes.
You ended up as an army experiment….
You ended up as the new overlord of the world.
You ended up using your powers for your own personal gain….
You were saved by a passing penguin. Again.