You defeated your first enemy in the tower.

You figured out how to use one of your abilities.

You performed your first critical hit.

You were critically hit by an enemy in the tower.

You narrowly escaped death by only having 5 percent of your max health and still living.

You reached level 5.

You reached level 10.

You reached level 15.

You reached level 20.

You reached level 25.

That will wake it up in the morning. You did 20 or more damage with a single attack.

That hurt it. You did 50 or more damage with a single attack.

That was a nice hit. You did 100 or more damage with a single attack.

You crushed it. You did 200 or more damage with a single attack.

You bring pain to whomever you strike. You did 400 or more damage with a single attack.

You are a bringer of death. You did 800 or more damage with a single attack.

You are a god. You did 1,000 or more damage with a single attack.

You got a love tap and took 20 or more damage in a single attack.

You really got hurt and took 50 or more damage in a single attack.

You took a major blow and got beat down. You took 100 or more damage in a single attack.

You got obliterated and survived. You took 200 or more damage in a single attack.

You became a thousandier by having at least 1,000 Lubs in currency.

You became a ten thousandier by having at least 10,000 Lubs in currency.

You became a hundred thousandier by having at least 100,000 Lubs in currency.

You joined the ranks of the truly wealthy in Luber by owning 1,000,000 Lubs in currency.

You made it to the final level in the Tower of Eglathia. This is no small feat!

You used a door to crush one of the weaker creatures in the tower.

You found a level with a ghost of a familiar, former adventurer who died in the tower.