Successfully complete level 1
Successfully complete level 2
Successfully complete level 3
Defeat your nemesis
Enslave your nemesis
Defeat Molefred
Defeat Kitty
Defeat Predacluck
Boss fatality
The nose hair of destiny
The bright light at the end of the tunnel
You don't think you can get that up to 88 MPH
Use food to get your way
Bunnies can fix anything
Takes a certain kind to pick up a rock
Toxic will never again touch what does not belong to him... at least not if it glows
Ready to kill something mythical
Did you see the shock in his eyes?
Take the stranded alien's weapon
Find an upgrade for your gun
Find some Molotov cocktails
Find the laser gun
Procure a Hamster launcher
Acquire a Rocket launcher
Find the lightning potion
Find the invincibility potion
Find the health potion
Find the full health potion
Find the extra life potion
Find the damage aura potion
Find the super damage aura potion
Find the speed potion
Find the breath potion
Find the free movement potion
Find the float potion
Find the gravity potion
Find the super jump potion
Find the Mexican chili potion
Find the super Mexican chili potion
Find all the potion recipes
Complete the game on easy
Complete the game on normal
Complete the game on hard
Drink 10 cups of coffee
Drink 100 cups of coffee
Drink 1000 cups of coffee
Eat 10 food items
Eat 100 food items
Eat 1000 food items
Kill 100 bats
Kill 25 space pigs
Kill 25 evil bunnies
Kill 25 mages
Acquire Crazy Eddie's doorbell
Spend $10000
Complete Speedrun in under 30 minutes
Complete Speedrun in under 25 minutes
Complete Speedrun in under 20 minutes