Be a tree for 5 minutes, you can now review being a tree.
You have achieved true inner peace.
This is not a joke to you, you are the tree.
You are now a tree forever.
You are now qualified to teach others about trees.
You are the tree master chief leans on.
Some say the tree is not mightier than the storm, but the tree is the storm.
Humans speculate on your age, they try to study you but you give them splinters and they die.
You can now go outside and t-pose in public as a tree repeating the phrase "Tree" over and over.
Do you even tree bro? You have bragging rights, other trees cannot compete.
1 is now 2 and the forest grows.
You and your friends will be trees forever.
Your forest is great and will spread far and wide.
You sure know a lot of trees.
I am one with the forest, the forest is with me.
The forest is now complete and will go on forever.
Trees love red ties.
The other trees will never believe you.
Don't fall down!