• 10,814 Achievements Earned
  • 946 Players Tracked
  • 27 Total Achievements
  • 1,224 Obtainable EXP
  • 1,000 Gamerscore
  • 167 100% Club
Achievement
Points
Rarity
Earned Date
  • Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

    40
    52.11% (22.4)
  • Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.

    40
    80.66% (15.2)
  • Listen to all of Pop Up's introduction; ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.

    20
    36.89% (39.0)
  • Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree 50+ times, cuz you don't listen, you little popsicle stick.

    40
    52.64% (21.2)
  • Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it. This isn't a game for snitches!

    40
    43.34% (32.7)
  • Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame.

    40
    34.88% (44.9)
  • Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? Man, we're just giving these things away.

    60
    56.66% (18.8)
  • Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that, mom and dad?

    40
    46.93% (24.5)
  • Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!

    40
    33.62% (48.4)
  • Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even an achievement?

    20
    44.50% (29.2)
  • Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

    40
    24.74% (77.5)
  • Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

    60
    46.72% (25.8)
  • Glorkon mixed the world! What they get an achievement for that? But it’s just a cut scene!

    20
    46.30% (27.3)
  • Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

    60
    36.15% (41.7)
  • You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!

    40
    24.00% (90.8)
  • Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

    20
    38.37% (36.3)
  • You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

    40
    44.40% (30.8)
  • IT'S BBALL TIME! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!

    20
    71.35% (16.6)
  • You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?

    40
    54.44% (20.0)
  • What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?!

    60
    29.81% (54.2)
  • You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! Your actions have consequences in this game!

    20
    97.46% (13.7)
  • You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer!

    60
    21.14% (111.9)
  • Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!

    60
    24.84% (72.1)
  • Jopo Saves the Universe

    20
    23.15% (99.4)
  • You collected all the rare power babies! Let’s sell ‘em on my boy, T-Ham's Etsy account!

    20
    25.79% (66.1)
  • You got the high score in Space Slam, and my wife isn't dead! We're slaying it!

    20
    24.52% (83.7)
  • You watched a VCR tape! Was the clue clear enough for you? God forbid you figure it out yourself!

    20
    27.70% (59.8)