Congratulations! You published your first video, proving you’re a functional human being.

You are loved and got all the gifts from your fans.

You’ve discovered how normal people make money, HOORAY!

Buy a new game from the gameshop (probably on sale, you cheapskate)

You’ve BEATEN Peripheral Percy.

Reached 100k subscribers (trophyception).

You’ve BEATEN Pentakilla.

You’ve BEATEN Mr. VR.

You’ve BEATEN Selphie.

You’ve BEATEN Ms. Caffeine.

Bought something from the shop.

You’ve BEATEN Triple s2 (and her cleavage)

You’ve BEATEN the great Headbasher.

You’ve uncovered the antagonist’s true identity. The Algorithm also knows you’re fat.

You PLAYED the game, thank you! (hope you liked it).

You’ve completed all the upgrades (you’re almost a cyborg).

You are the NUMBER ONE! And you gained only this achievement, happy now?

Reached 300k subscribers (seriously?).

Reached 10k subscribers (it’s a trophy about a trophy)