Mr. Tired is thrilled by your unparalleled accomplishment! What a fantastic gamer you are!

Everyone's Affection (AFF) stat has reached 50! It's not quite enough for a specific ending, but it's a great start!

Viewed 50 different sub-events. You seem to enjoy learning more about your traveling companions!

Created 200 pieces of Scrap. Are you breaking weapons or dismantling them?

Increased a weapon's durability to 99. Scrap is precious, so hopefully you can use this weapon for a while.

Found 50 different kinds of weapons. Some are probably destined to become Scrap...

All party members have reached Level 50. The world is your stomping ground!

Attained victory in 500 battles. Good thing zombies aren't afraid of blood, right?

Targeted enemy weaknesses 1,000 times. The enemies cower whenever you draw near!

Used the Exponential Exploitation multiplier in battle 625 times. Do you smile when the wheel begins to spin, too?

Discovered all the Combo Skills. Macro setup surely played a part in this, right?

You've made 10 dialogue choices. Get ready for many, many more—they sometimes change the conversation entirely!

You encountered your first enemy mob! The grind begins!

You have viewed 5 sub-events. These are a great way to raise a character's AFF stat!

Increased Reggie's item carrying capacity. Loot longer, get stronger.

Used Scrap to increase a weapon's durability. Buck's pretty handy when he makes the effort!

Found 10 different kinds of weapons. Why are these scattered all over the place?!

Looted a rare item. Use it or lose it. Well, use it and lose it is also accurate.

Use a weapon until it breaks in battle. At least you get to keep the Scrap!

You mapped every single step of a dungeon floor. It sure looks pretty all filled in!

Used the Exponential Exploitation multiplier in battle 25 times. Even 1.2x can be enough to shift the battle in your favor!

Used a fully charged (5x) Exponential Exploitation multiplier in battle. That's strategy!

Discovered 5 different Combo Skills. These are great when one party member can't hit an enemy weakness otherwise.

Set up a custom Macro. This will surely help you tackle different enemy groups!

You Died. Let us go out this evening for pleasure. The night is still young. Et cetera.