First weapon upgrade!
Half weapon upgrades!
First HP upgrade!
Half HP upgrades!
First music cassette.
Half music cassettes.
First shield upgrade.
First missing key used.
Finish the intro.
Kill your first enemy in combat.
Your first bribe.
A tree full of beer.
Made your first drink.
Cleared the Pica Pica Coliseum.
Cook the spiciest salsa.
Night theater.
The show must go on.
Recruited the Moth Queen.
Recruited The Baron.
The end of the world.
All weapon upgrades!
All HP upgrades!
All music cassettes.
All shield upgrades.
All missing keys used.
Killed 40 enemies.
Bribed 30 enemies.
Won the ant's gang race.
Completed the bros quest.
Won the ice skating competition.
Complete Jilani's pepper collection.
Found the hidden treasure of the beach.
Read all robot text logs.
Eased a fathers mind.
Defeat The Moth Queen, Alexandria II.
Defeat the Grey Kid.
Defeat Baron van Gregory.
Defeat el Salserissimo.
Defeat T. Bur.
Spared the Masked Kids in Heroes Road.
Defeat Mr. Stitches.
Defeat ???
You deserve a raise.
You gave Blobber his favorite drink.