Clear Stage 1

Clear Stage 2

Clear Stage 3

Clear Stage 4

Clear Stage 5

Collect every 1up in the game

Cross the second room of Stage 3 without getting hit

Have Jack draw you like one of his French girls

Is now really an appropriate time for afternoon tea, Rose?

Cool Cal off by sending him for a swim

In one attempt, clear all of the timed rooms in Stage 5 without running out of time

Complete the game without using a continue

Don't let yourself succumb to death! Get back up and continue fighting, at zero health

Earn a score higher than 10000