Admire all the artwork on your computer.

Log in to the computer.

Visit all 2 websites on the Chinese internet.

Try and get some help, but then fail to understand any of the text.

Visit the MS-DOS prompt through the Run prompt.

Try and snoop on other people's files on the network.

Hold down the mouse without moving it for a bit.

Move the cursor to the top right of the screen like it's Windows 8 all over again.

Turn off the computer.

Visit every screen on the computer including the hidden BIOS screen and 100% the game.

Wonder why both the documents and briefcase folders are identical.

Attempt and fail to send a voice fax.

Look at the corner of each office application, plus Photoshop.

Log out of the computer.

Click the mouse 300 times without turning off the computer.

Desperately attempt to change the volume.

Click the button that refreshes the desktop.

Inspect each of your recycled items without luck.

"Speedrun" the game from from BIOS to Shutdown in under 98 seconds.

(Try to) Type out 8008 in the calculator. (Accuracy not included)