(Meet Malik.)

You probably will regret this.

And losing.

...Who probably hates you.

Signs to be a better father.

Embraced by another man.

You need to move on with your life.

You deserved that.

Yeah, you really can't do this.

You really need to be nicer to strangers.

...that's coming out of your paycheck.

Got your check, but why do you feel like this?

(Meet Emhari.)

Mission accomplished

This is for the best...

Personal growth? In MY lesbian? It's more likely than you think.

It's actually really attractive to absolutely lose your mind when told about yourself for even a min

If you love her, let her go, or whatever it was that guy said in the song.

Holding the hand of your two loves.

No one has to know...

Why is your kid better at this than you are?

Maybe next time? Don't talk about your divorce so much

You should probably turn your brightness down.

That was certainly something

Back at it again at the bad decisions depot!

(Meet Inaya.)

Sometimes, friends are better

Friends are nice :)

Friends, you can handle that.

That wasn't as bad as you thought it would be.

Why is she looking at you like that...

No really, we really need to see one

You really should have taken half of it.

Maybe you should have asked her about her reputation before doing this...

Casual dating sucks

You're already regretting this

That probably could've been handled better

(Meet Isabelle.)

One giant leap for Isabelle-kind

No one ever told you life was gonna be this way

Heavens know you earned it.

You will get the hang of this eventually.

Okay? Okay.

NOTHING NOW, BITCHES

You don't need friends. They disappoint you.

...You'd still be too sober for this.

They're so small! And sad! Just look at them!

Could've been the one.

Get it together, girl!

Thanks for playing!

Not the time, noor the place.