(Meet Malik.)
You probably will regret this.
And losing.
...Who probably hates you.
Signs to be a better father.
Embraced by another man.
You need to move on with your life.
You deserved that.
Yeah, you really can't do this.
You really need to be nicer to strangers.
...that's coming out of your paycheck.
Got your check, but why do you feel like this?
Pussy or nothing.
Maybe you aren't as straight as you thought.
At least you didn't have to cover the bill.
Life comes at you fast. Literally.
(Meet Emhari.)
Mission accomplished
This is for the best...
Personal growth? In MY lesbian? It's more likely than you think.
It's actually really attractive to absolutely lose your mind when told about yourself for even a min
If you love her, let her go, or whatever it was that guy said in the song.
Holding the hand of your two loves.
No one has to know...
Why is your kid better at this than you are?
Maybe next time? Don't talk about your divorce so much
You should probably turn your brightness down.
That was certainly something
Back at it again at the bad decisions depot!
Come on...
...the way you drive these girls away.
At least your baby mother isn't slashing your tires...
Women Want Me
(Meet Inaya.)
Sometimes, friends are better
Friends are nice :)
Friends, you can handle that.
That wasn't as bad as you thought it would be.
Why is she looking at you like that...
No really, we really need to see one
You really should have taken half of it.
Maybe you should have asked her about her reputation before doing this...
Casual dating sucks
You're already regretting this
That probably could've been handled better
(Meet Isabelle.)
One giant leap for Isabelle-kind
No one ever told you life was gonna be this way
Heavens know you earned it.
You will get the hang of this eventually.
Okay? Okay.
NOTHING NOW, BITCHES
You don't need friends. They disappoint you.
...You'd still be too sober for this.
They're so small! And sad! Just look at them!
Could've been the one.
Get it together, girl!
Maybe some other fucking day, but not today.
How much do you think a live burial costs?
Not many. Not many.
You're glad you have her.
C'mon, it'll take the edge off.
Oops.
At least it helps the biscuits go down.
It can only wait so long.
Thanks for playing!
Why did you say that?
Not the time, noor the place.