You managed to unlock all of the trophies and looked at a lot of walls, that is some pretty impressive stuff. Have you ever thought about a career as a wall inspector?

You see those spikes? You are meant to avoid them.

Remember, avoid the spikes.

Well it appears that my warnings and advice mean nothing to you. Fine. Continue to hit those spikes and see how far you get in life.

Did you see that wall? Beautiful.

You hit 10 walls in a single game, that is pretty good going.

Keep up the great work, that is 25 amazing walls in one go!

50 Walls in a single go? That is simply incredible.

If 50 was incredible, then 100 is mind blowing!

You like walls do you? Hit 100 of them and prove it.

So you think you love walls? Hit 200 of those beautiful things.

Oh, so you really love them? Ok hit 300 of them then.

You can't really collect walls as you generally only get 4 per room, but whatever.

You see a wall, and you look it up and down. The wall groans or something like that, bit weird but that happens when you have hit 500 of them.

Is that a crack?

We ran out of words to describe your love of walls, so we just put wall twice.

Now we put it three times. We could have written it once for wach of the 800 walls you have touched, but that would have been a lot of copy and pasting.

Ok we get it, you love walls, get over it and move on. You aren't going to achieve anything in life if all you do is stare at walls.