Get Ranger Team Delta sent after you

Get an STD

Have a party member turn into a pod person

Make peace between the Atchisons and Topekans

Witness Angela kill Samuel Haas

Give the Night Terror 20 pieces of candy

Send the nuke to the Mad Monks

Send the nuke to the DBM

Disarm the nuke

Save Binh from Tinker

Restore Rodia's mayor to office

Help Chris Van Graas Jr. become mayor of Rodia

Put the Robbinsons in power in Angel Oracle

Help Mr. Manners eliminate Tori Robbinson's plot

Help Retribution Jones take over Hollywood

Kill all of the God's Militia leadership

Make peace between Hollywood and the Bastion

Dig up all the holes at Redondo Beach

Learn Combat Shooting

Find The Fin's poster

Intervene in a God's Militia execution

Steal the Golden Spike from Kekkahbah's fortress without being detected

Complete the game with a Ranger dressed in a gorilla costume

Scotchmo steals 5 bottles of Snake Squeezins from you

Find all of the world map caches

Use Animal Whisperer to charm 20 animals

Apply 20 weapon mods

Tip 5 cows

Get 3 goats following the party at once

Outfit 3 rangers in the amigos hat, jacket, and pants

Find the hidden cache of extraterrestrial cartridges

Find all hidden shrines in the game

Survive a combat encounter with only 1 party member standing

Read every lore entry in the game

Repair 10 locks or safes using Mechanical Repair