Your commanding officer was killed in action. It's your mission now.

You never made it to Colorado Springs.

You killed Victory Buchanan.

You beat the game on the easiest difficulty.

You deposed the Patriarch and liberated Colorado from his rule.

Scotchmo has offered to join your party.

Pizepi Joren has offered to join your party.

You beat the game on the hard difficulty.

You saved all the hostages in Aspen.

You accidentally downed one of your own squad members.

You beat the game on the normal difficulty.

You installed 4 weapon mods on a single weapon.

You collected all STDs in the Wasteland.

You upgraded your vehicle to the highest level.

You found every lore book in the game.

Lucia Wesson has offered to join your party.

You amassed a collection that would terrify a toy shop owner.

Ironclad Cordite has offered to join your party.

You discovered every location on the World Map.

You got modded, and can now install cyborg parts.

You give hit-and-run a new meaning.

You ate a Clown Burger.

You obtained all vehicle upgrades.

You threw a snowball at an NPC or party member.

You convinced the Machine Commune that humans can be trusted.

You killed Valor Buchanan.

You shattered a frozen enemy.

You unlocked all the major room upgrades to Ranger HQ.

You found all the cassette tapes left around Colorado.

You blew up 6 enemies with a single explosive attack.

You killed an enemy with fire damage.

You uncovered the darkest of conspiracies.

You arrested Liberty Buchanan.

You arrested Victory Buchanan.

You found the Kodiak.

You assembled Poultron.

You dealt with Erastus Dorsey before he could harm the Hoon family.

Fish-Lips has offered to join your party.

You liquefied an enemy with energy damage.

You killed 4 enemies at once with a single shotgun attack.

You found the Provost.

You killed Liberty Buchanan.

You established a new Ranger HQ in Colorado.

Team November and the Rangers have taken over Colorado.

You brought Billy and Jean all the way to the end of the game.

You resisted temptation and never opened the Mysterious Case.

Victory Buchanan has offered to join your party.

You arrested Valor Buchanan.

You tamed at least one of every type of animal companion.

You beat the game on the hardest difficulty.

You sat through Quarex' entire museum tour.

You truly earned your toaster repair diploma.

You killed every living person in Downtown Colorado Springs.

You saved the shipment of power armor from the Scar Collectors.

You answered Morningstar's call and gave him a new home.

You set off Morningstar's self-destruct mechanism.

You took down a Scorpitron, in proud Ranger tradition.

You allowed the Hoons to be murdered and the power armor to be stolen.

You reached level 25.

Darius Kwon has offered to join your party.

You defeated Angela Deth and stopped a coup.

You overwrote Valor Buchanan's mind with God-President Reagan.

You defended Steeltown from the gangs of the plains.

You resolved the conflict in Steeltown, leaving Markham in charge.

You resolved the conflict in Steeltown, leaving Crow in charge.

You welcomed Blue back to Steeltown.

You toggled a nut back and forth 10 times.

You used Secret Head for its intended purpose.

You listened to all of Archie and Edith’s shows.

You found the strange mushroom shack.

You settled Steeltown’s problems without using a disruption weapon to knock an enemy out.

You wiped out the Ryan family line.

You tricked Keith into getting roasted by the fire jets.

You settled Steeltown’s problems without killing any workers or Ghost Gang members.

Shut off the Holy Detonation.

Fed the Night Terror until it fell asleep.

A Ranger reached 10 stacks of Holy Radiation.

Killed or Mutated Father Bezoar.

Consumed every type of irradiated mushroom.

Solved the K.E.G. puzzle.

Managed to unlock Bezoar's laser wall without being detected.

Made 1000 Island Dressing and used it to sabotage the Particle Accelerator.

Created an Uber Clone or the Flesh Prince using Irv’s Cloner.

Freed Father Bezoar from captivity.

Re-routed power from the Holy Detonation to Colorado Springs.

Re-united the Nucleists and Primordialists.