I just woke up with a cannon attached to my hand.

Fall? I was aiming for that hole, honestly...

That's not funny, I just died.

You've escaped the space station. Congrats!

Used cannon for the first time

A thousend cannon shots later.

You've reached 50% of the space station. Keep going.

You've destroyed every single enemy in your path.

Your final score reached over 250000.

Your final score reached over 500000.

Your final score reached over 1 million.

You reached the end without recieving any damage.

You reached the end in under 4 minutes.

You reached the end without destroying any human-like enemies.

You've completed the tutorial level. Now you're ready.

Why use a cannon when you can tackle 'em.

You've depleted all of your ammo.

Bullets? What bullets? (You avoided or shot all bullets)

Your escape progression caused the space station to initiate selfdestruction.

You've completed the game in hard mode.

You broke out of hibernation.

You defeated sergeant Petrov.

You defeated another Z series clone.

You survived for 60 seconds in the room of death.

You successfully escaped the space station and managed to destroy it together with all the data and experiments on it.