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CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck

Steam
  • 7,911 Achievements Earned
  • 1,226 Players Tracked
  • 68 Total Achievements
  • 58,289 Obtainable EXP
  • 3 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

    There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...

    5.30% (253.00)
  • Funky Pop!

    Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.

    77.08% (17.00)
  • Kasia, wróć!

    She's never coming back...

    54.57% (25.00)
  • Coming Out of the Closet

    You got caught...

    37.52% (36.00)
  • No More Baby!

    Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...

    8.32% (161.00)
  • Early Adopter

    You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...

    100.00% (13.00)
  • Billiards Pro

    That's not actually how you play the game.

    12.40% (108.00)
  • Oops...

    You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...

    23.08% (58.00)
  • Out of Bounds

    You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!

    9.14% (147.00)
  • Genocide

    Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.

    3.26% (412.00)
  • Not Jesus

    The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.

    69.82% (19.00)
  • The Trash Man

    You really will do anything, won't you?

    4.08% (329.00)
  • No Escape

    Strange...

    28.79% (47.00)
  • Zoil Skip

    Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.

    6.77% (198.00)
  • Clocking In

    Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.

    2.85% (471.00)
  • Saving Lives

    You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...

    20.23% (66.00)
  • Hard Victory

    You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.

    2.04% (658.00)
  • Flawless Victory

    Defeat her without taking damage.

    1.71% (785.00)
  • myspacebarisbroken

    Defeat her without ever rolling.

    1.63% (824.00)
  • Godlike

    Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

    1.63% (824.00)
  • Nerfed

    You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.

    2.28% (589.00)
  • 跑酷

    你在这干嘛 ?

    6.44% (208.00)
  • I'm Gay!

    You identify as Gay.

    8.16% (165.00)
  • I'm Bisexual!

    You identify as Bisexual.

    9.38% (143.00)
  • Full of Pride

    Discovered the meaning of "Pride".

    3.34% (402.00)
  • Seven Hundo

    And you can't even do seven...

    11.75% (114.00)
  • Gang Stalked

    Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...

    7.50% (179.00)
  • Baby Grabber

    Put him down... Put him down!

    5.30% (253.00)
  • Room 503

    Hm...

    8.40% (160.00)
  • Genocide, But Faster

    Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

    0.98% (1370.00)
  • My Masterpiece

    Create your first piece of art.

    11.91% (113.00)
  • The Heist

    You'd do anything to save Tyrone... Even robbing a bank.

    1.47% (913.00)
  • Makin' Bacon

    Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

    1.96% (685.00)
  • Betrayal

    He really liked you, man... How could you?

    11.09% (121.00)
  • Paid in Full

    Eh, no one liked her anyway.

    10.52% (128.00)
  • Making a Mess

    That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.

    1.96% (685.00)
  • System Error

    What more would you expect from outsourced code?

    1.39% (966.00)
  • Pig Roast

    Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

    1.55% (866.00)
  • Genocide v2

    Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

    0.98% (1370.00)
  • Simpin' Ain't Easy

    If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.

    6.69% (201.00)
  • Walk A Mile In...

    Someone else's shoes.

    2.61% (514.00)
  • High Voltage

    This isn't safe...

    9.38% (143.00)
  • Sneed

    Sneed.

    1.88% (714.00)
  • The Spirit of Christmas

    Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.

    3.18% (422.00)
  • Push It

    Push the button. A lot.

    1.79% (750.00)
  • Stuck

    Idiot...

    10.36% (130.00)
  • My New Friend

    Who said you can't buy friendship?

    2.28% (589.00)
  • Locked Up

    There's only one way out of here now... Well, two actually.

    4.89% (275.00)
  • Art Connoisseur

    Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.

    2.37% (566.00)
  • The "Other" Plane

    Do these even do anything? The science says no.

    2.53% (531.00)
  • Red Rocket

    I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

    0.73% (1839.00)
  • Cuck-ception

    Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...

    1.96% (685.00)
  • New Whip

    Feels new, anyway...

    2.12% (633.00)
  • Jackpot!

    1000 Tickets! Wahoo!

    1.55% (866.00)
  • Practice Makes Perfect

    I'll do better next time...

    2.53% (531.00)
  • Eyes In The Sky

    Fixed the drone.

    0.41% (3274.00)
  • Never Forget

    "Fell" to your death.

    0.33% (4068.00)
  • Terminated

    Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.

    1.14% (1178.00)
  • Beer Exploit

    Are you even going to drink them all?

    0.33% (4068.00)
  • Corrupted

    It was only a matter of time...

    1.31% (1025.00)
  • Night Duty

    Worked at night.

    0.57% (2355.00)
  • Demon

    Accused of being a demon.

    0.49% (2740.00)
  • No Call No Show

    Skipped a day of work... How could you?

    0.90% (1492.00)
  • The Pact

    Made a pact with The Dong.

    0.90% (1492.00)
  • The Great Escape

    Escaped from jail.

    0.24% (5593.00)
  • Movin' n Groovin'

    Show off your moves.

    4.32% (311.00)
  • Strange Device

    What are it's motives?

    0.57% (2355.00)
  • Funky Pop Connoisseur

    Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

    0.33% (4068.00)