You've opened the game!
Entered the tutorial.
Finished the tutorial!
You've completed the Buildings Scenario!
I wonder whats inside??
Where does it lead? Only you will know...
Finished the spaceship level!
Finished the beach level!
Finished the Gravity Lab Scenario!
What inspired you to click this?
Why would you fall off in free roam?
Entered Free Roam!
Now. This, is POG
You've beaten Space Pog(s)
You have reached obama, good job.
Finished Speed map!
welcome to hell
Completed Lava Lab
Completed Planet Obama
Completed Tea Fortress
Entered another Door!
Hosted a Multiplayer game!
Touched Obama in Pog Arena
You bought the MLG Expansion!
You've beaten Abandoned!
You've beaten Tree Climb!
Wake Up Bean, We have bhopping to do
You've beaten MoBama's Lair
GG, You've bought the season pass!
Congrats, You've met MoBama
This is getting out of hand, Now there are two of them
Started a Achievement% Speedrun! At what cost....
Completed Buster Land!
Completed Swamp!
You've been blessed by buster!
Completed Battleship!
(Battleship Secret)
You broke the game!
You have beaten the game.
You have beaten Bingus Climb!
You have beaten Trippy 1 1/2!
You have beaten Wasteland!
You have beaten Birthday!
You have beaten SunsetHop!
You have beaten Desert!
You have beaten DaMap!
You have beaten Brazil!
You have beaten Pog City!
You have beaten Arcade!
You have beaten Bedroom!
You have beaten Futuristic!
You have beaten Jungle!
You have beaten Ocean!
You have beaten Bounce!
You have beaten Grapple!
You have beaten Maze!
You have beaten Gambit!
You have beaten Speed Slide!
You have beaten Animal!
You have beaten SkyHop!
You have beaten Dino Grapple!
You have beaten Bridge!
You have beaten Scuffed World!
You have beaten Shadow World!
You have beaten Trippy World!
You unboxed your first case!
You unboxed a Mythic Item!
You have beaten Lava Outpost!
You have beaten Spaceship 2!
You have beaten Paradise!
You clicked Alf in the credits! (Like why?)
You escaped the Facility!
You STOLE from a MUSEUM???
You have beaten Cloudy!
You have beaten Tiled!
You have beaten Savannah!
You have beaten Cloud World
You have beaten Hacker Land!
You have beaten Messages!
You have beaten Trippy!
You have beaten Island Hop!
Beaten Obama Store!
Impersonating the Dev? Rude