Two days in a tropical paradise is more of a vacation than I had during the entire production of this game. I hope you know how lucky you are.

Finished the full game once through, did you? I *dare* you to try it again!

I think you might be enjoying this game a little too much.

If this were a carnival, you'd be walking away with a giant teddy bear. But it's not, so you get... this.

Come for the love story, stay for the spinning wheel.

There are easy achievements, there are hard achievements, and there are silly achievements. Discovering an obscure path to deleting your save file and then actually going through with it, against my recommendation, is all three.

Back for more, huh? So which one of these Killers do you love most? No, wait--don't tell me! I'll just look at your save file.

Still playing? You've officially loaded this game up more times than our own Game Director.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hacked to death.

I'm honestly surprised you lasted as long with The Spirit as you did.

Does The Trapper play fair? No, not really. But that's why we love him! Or love to hate him--you'll have to decide that for yourself.

Didn't think he had it in him, huh? Well, think again.

You just love pushing people's buttons, don't you? Let's hope it goes better for you in real life.

You didn't find love, but you found friendship that will last forever, and ever, and ever...

You've claimed your place beside The Huntress, in a quaint little blood stained cabin at the end of Lovers Lane.

The dark has never been so warm and welcoming as in the arms of your new bride, The Spirit.

You and The Trapper, sitting in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G.

You've reached inside The Wraith and done more than just touched his heart, you've connected with his soul.

Everywhere you look, you see heart-eyes staring back at you. It sounds quite freaky, if I'm being honest, but you do you.

You've caught the spirit of the forest in a vile trap and then turned it into a pair of new boots. You devil!

You've shoved a pin through the heart of a gorgeous butterfly and then locked it away to never be admired again. You jerk!

You've reached into the sky, plucked out a twinkling star, and crushed it between your fingers. You monster!

You've broken the hearts of four bloodthirsty Killers and taken your place as a villain among villains. You really think that was a good idea?

You really thought that if you unlocked every single branch, it'd take you to The Trickster's secret love scene, huh?