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OnlyCans: Thirst Date

Steam
  • 12,832 Achievements Earned
  • 981 Players Tracked
  • 27 Total Achievements
  • 2,270 Obtainable EXP
  • 320 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • The Original

    The original recipe is lost to time but the same great taste remains!

    70.34% (55.00)
  • Terminal Velocity

    Stock price wasn't the only thing falling!

    70.74% (55.00)
  • Cherry Popper

    College students love her!

    68.30% (57.00)
  • Bitter Rings

    Many were lost to time, but the ones that remain are protected by old money...

    56.07% (70.00)
  • In Her Footsteps

    Don't forget: family is the most important thing.

    37.61% (104.00)
  • The Soda Playboy

    What IS The Flying Constantine anyway?

    58.61% (67.00)
  • Scandalous

    The scandal couldn't have been that bad, right?

    50.97% (77.00)
  • Shize™ Nitro™ Freeze™

    It's very important to keep the Canbrosia cold, you know.

    47.71% (82.00)
  • Easily Influenced

    John Shize III always had a penchant for conspiracy theories and the otherworldly...

    49.24% (79.00)
  • The Ameri-Can Dream

    Other companies simply couldn't compete in the free marketplace of sodas!

    43.73% (89.00)
  • Powerful Friends

    Healthy partnerships between industry and political movements should be encouraged!

    45.87% (85.00)
  • The Lovebirds

    Who says you can't ship cans all around the world?

    42.92% (91.00)
  • Russian Takeover

    From Shize to Sheez and back to Shize...

    35.58% (110.00)
  • Family Divided

    J.R. Shize & Sons was no more after Veggie Broth...

    46.48% (84.00)
  • Sold Out Soda

    Investors had no idea what was going on until it was too late...

    46.99% (83.00)
  • Cansequences

    He'll remember what you did...

    57.29% (68.00)
  • Can-do-Attitude

    You're getting the hang of it!

    90.21% (2.00)
  • Bubbly Personality

    All the Cans love you!

    44.85% (87.00)
  • Sparkling Sprayer

    You're an expert Can Pleaser!

    37.21% (105.00)
  • Shize All That

    I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...

    33.54% (116.00)
  • Canfiction dot Net

    Only the best from our canfic writers!

    43.93% (89.00)
  • Sleaze King

    John Shize II died as he lived: surrounded by cold soda, warm bodies and thick aluminium.

    41.79% (93.00)
  • Queen's Gambit

    Candice Cannes CANgratulates you!

    40.47% (96.00)
  • Best Friends Forever

    Together forever, and ever, and ever...

    39.65% (98.00)
  • Devoted

    You are going to do great things together...

    41.28% (94.00)
  • Profreshional

    Consider yourself a professional soda satisfier!

    33.64% (116.00)
  • Hot and Steamy

    Don't forget: Shize LLC loves you.

    33.03% (118.00)