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OnlyCans: Thirst Date

Steam
  • 12,969 Achievements Earned
  • 992 Players Tracked
  • 27 Total Achievements
  • 2,275 Obtainable EXP
  • 323 100% Club
Achievement
Rarity
Earned Date
  • The Original

    The original recipe is lost to time but the same great taste remains!

    70.46% (55.00)
  • Terminal Velocity

    Stock price wasn't the only thing falling!

    70.87% (55.00)
  • Cherry Popper

    College students love her!

    68.04% (57.00)
  • Bitter Rings

    Many were lost to time, but the ones that remain are protected by old money...

    55.95% (70.00)
  • In Her Footsteps

    Don't forget: family is the most important thing.

    37.60% (104.00)
  • The Soda Playboy

    What IS The Flying Constantine anyway?

    58.57% (67.00)
  • Scandalous

    The scandal couldn't have been that bad, right?

    51.11% (76.00)
  • Shize™ Nitro™ Freeze™

    It's very important to keep the Canbrosia cold, you know.

    47.78% (82.00)
  • Easily Influenced

    John Shize III always had a penchant for conspiracy theories and the otherworldly...

    49.40% (79.00)
  • The Ameri-Can Dream

    Other companies simply couldn't compete in the free marketplace of sodas!

    43.55% (90.00)
  • Powerful Friends

    Healthy partnerships between industry and political movements should be encouraged!

    45.87% (85.00)
  • The Lovebirds

    Who says you can't ship cans all around the world?

    42.84% (91.00)
  • Russian Takeover

    From Shize to Sheez and back to Shize...

    35.48% (110.00)
  • Family Divided

    J.R. Shize & Sons was no more after Veggie Broth...

    46.57% (84.00)
  • Sold Out Soda

    Investors had no idea what was going on until it was too late...

    46.88% (83.00)
  • Cansequences

    He'll remember what you did...

    57.16% (68.00)
  • Can-do-Attitude

    You're getting the hang of it!

    90.22% (2.00)
  • Bubbly Personality

    All the Cans love you!

    44.76% (87.00)
  • Sparkling Sprayer

    You're an expert Can Pleaser!

    37.20% (105.00)
  • Shize All That

    I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...

    33.47% (117.00)
  • Canfiction dot Net

    Only the best from our canfic writers!

    43.95% (89.00)
  • Sleaze King

    John Shize II died as he lived: surrounded by cold soda, warm bodies and thick aluminium.

    41.73% (94.00)
  • Queen's Gambit

    Candice Cannes CANgratulates you!

    40.52% (96.00)
  • Best Friends Forever

    Together forever, and ever, and ever...

    39.62% (99.00)
  • Devoted

    You are going to do great things together...

    41.23% (95.00)
  • Profreshional

    Consider yourself a professional soda satisfier!

    33.57% (116.00)
  • Hot and Steamy

    Don't forget: Shize LLC loves you.

    32.96% (119.00)