Yeah, I'm talking to you, you stupid floor.
Survived your first night.
Murdered an Acorn Beast.
Murdered a Rock Beast.
Murdered a Snake Beast.
Murdered a Yeti Beast.
Murdered a Slug Beast.
Murdered a poor, defenseless Pig Beast. You monster.
Planted a seed.
Planted an acorn.
Campfire constructed.
Workbench constructed.
Smelter constructed.
Anvil constructed.
Alchemy Table constructed.
Greenhouse constructed.
Electronic Workbench constructed.
Launchpad constructed.
Well played!
Nibbled by a sea monster in disguise.
Survived the Rage of the Pig Beasts.
Drowned a poor, little beastie.
Where are all the Power-Pills when you need 'em?
Stopped being a filthy landlubber.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Is anybody out there?
Ooo, pretty patterns!
Got ignored by an Acorn Beast.
Made a new friend.
Toppled a Rock God.
No, I want to kill one.
I chewed you!
Johnny-Five is no longer alive.
Detect a mine.
Or maybe inside-out? Either way, less than ideal.
Boxing Gloves unlocked!
Sneakers unlocked!
Teleporter and Quick Start Mode unlocked!
Repulsion Turret unlocked!
Infini-Bomb unlocked!
Murdered a Frog Beast.
Opened a monolithic mouth.
Stepped into the unknown.
Strong-armed like a legend.
Patched up a pointy person's plantation.
Encouraged seed dissemination.
Tapped into a telecommunications network.
Expanded the workforce.
Bribed an inanimate object.
Laughed in the face of Hard Mode.
Murdered an Alien Beast.
Murdered a Rabbit Beast.
Nuclear Reactor constructed.
Tamed a trusty steed.
Experienced the thrill of the fight.
Corrected a few spelling mistakes.
Survived a spot of subterranean spelunking.
You have been touched by His noodly appendage.
Collected cutlery for Salad Fingers.
Tickled the back of the net.
Significant traveling aside, scored a basket.
Outsmarted a giant eyeball.