POSTAL 2 Achievements - Steam

POSTAL 2

Steam

1,576,380 Achievements Earned
77,255 Players Tracked
89 Total Achievements
12,165 Obtainable EXP
2,590 100% Club

Achievement

Rarity

Earned Date

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

83.30% (21.00)
Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

67.79% (26.00)
Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

61.33% (29.00)
Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

17.21% (102.00)
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

63.87% (28.00)
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

8.45% (208.00)
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

68.33% (26.00)
C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

46.21% (38.00)
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

38.05% (46.00)
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

30.82% (57.00)
Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

27.26% (64.00)
Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

22.59% (78.00)
I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

18.17% (97.00)
Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

11.32% (155.00)
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

29.87% (59.00)
Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16.81% (104.00)
Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10.05% (175.00)
Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

21.91% (80.00)
Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

16.42% (107.00)
Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

10.83% (162.00)
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

26.92% (65.00)
Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

10.37% (169.00)
Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

40.09% (44.00)
Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

16.09% (109.00)
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

25.82% (68.00)
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

30.51% (58.00)
Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

42.80% (41.00)
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

34.25% (51.00)
Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

25.07% (70.00)
Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

8.33% (211.00)
Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

14.61% (120.00)
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

28.10% (63.00)
Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

16.02% (110.00)
Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

6.97% (252.00)
40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

6.15% (286.00)
CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

5.75% (305.00)
Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

6.90% (255.00)
Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

4.83% (364.00)
Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

39.59% (44.00)
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

44.94% (39.00)
Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

28.03% (63.00)
Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

45.29% (39.00)
Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

15.94% (110.00)
Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

16.63% (106.00)
Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

10.95% (160.00)
I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

16.81% (104.00)
I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

14.94% (118.00)
Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

75.59% (23.00)
Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

60.28% (29.00)
Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

20.86% (84.00)
Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

71.68% (25.00)
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

52.99% (33.00)
It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

51.54% (34.00)
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

41.24% (43.00)
FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

23.11% (76.00)
I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

12.63% (139.00)
A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

16.52% (106.00)
Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

23.39% (75.00)
Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

21.29% (83.00)
One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

12.85% (137.00)
There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

16.53% (106.00)
SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

8.80% (200.00)
Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

14.69% (120.00)
Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

26.57% (66.00)
John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

12.28% (143.00)
Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

7.59% (231.00)
You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

19.17% (92.00)
Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

16.69% (105.00)

POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost Achievements

Achievement

Rarity

Earned Date

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

14.78% (119.00)
Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

12.44% (141.00)
Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

11.00% (160.00)
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

10.04% (175.00)
Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

8.30% (212.00)
My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

4.14% (424.00)
Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

3.94% (446.00)
Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

4.03% (436.00)
Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

7.93% (222.00)
Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

7.45% (236.00)
PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

6.09% (288.00)
Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

6.31% (278.00)
Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

10.92% (161.00)
Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

5.20% (338.00)
Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

6.70% (262.00)
Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

6.09% (288.00)
BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

8.34% (211.00)
Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

8.68% (202.00)
You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

5.58% (315.00)
RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

14.70% (119.00)