Hit rank 1 on any AI grind pipeline.

Keep $1 on one agent's tab.

Spin up your first passive bot for background slop.

Push a rig boost to level 5 on any agent.

Drop anything in cloud storage.

Recruit a second AI agent.

Post your first SlopBay listing.

Kick your first $1 into the Supercomputer Fund.

Gear up your first agent loadout.

Hit rank 10 on any pipeline.

Use a Profession Item.

Park $10 in cloud storage.

Run five AI agents on payroll.

Hire the Slop Recycler onto the crew.

Own three different gear pieces across the crew.

Hit rank 25 on any pipeline.

Stack 100 total upgrades across your agents.

Run one agent on every job slot.

Hit rank 50 on any pipeline.

Pour $100 into the Supercomputer Fund.

Clear one bulk drop from your connect.

Hit rank 75 on any pipeline.

Hit rank 100 on any pipeline.

Stack 300 total upgrades across your agents.

Stack 500 total upgrades across your agents.

Pour $1,000 into the Supercomputer Fund.

Pour $10,000 into the Supercomputer Fund.

Sit on $100 in cloud storage.

Hoard ten different gear pieces.

Hold 3 Profession Gear at once.

Ship 25 bulk drops for your connect.

Run two agents on every job slot.

Run three agents on every job slot.

Run four agents on every job slot.

Run five agents on every job slot.

Park $21,000,000 in cloud storage.

Win your first Blackjack hand.

Hit a natural Blackjack.

Win 25 Blackjack hands.

Win your first Poker pot.

Win 10 Poker pots.

Play 50 Poker hands.

Buy your first meme coin.

Buy a fresh-launch meme coin.

Buy an old-guard proven meme.

Close a profitable meme sell.

Close 10 profitable meme sells.

Eat your first rug pull.

Survive 5 rug pulls.