You've launched the game for the first time.

You've beaten your first level.

You've completed level 2.

Crushed level 3 already? Great job!

Even though we took it up a notch, you survived and completed level 4!

Checking vital signs ... you're still alive :-O

You experienced something calm for a change

You're indubitably a pro now!

You died for the first time ...

You've beaten the game with just the basic ship

You've become a Beat Rush Master!

You've swept Death under the rug ...

You've beaten the game without ever reaching critical damage

Well hello, legend ...

You did whatever it took to beat level nine!

Thanks so much for being here!