Woah, that's serious talent! That's 11 consecutive Ranked Matches!
You showed those guys! You've won 25 4-player online games!
Those three computer players never knew what hit them.
You've dominated in every single arena.
That explosion was huge! At least 12 bombs big!
A true fashionista, you've collected every costume!
That's 99 computer players we'll never see again.
You've captured at LEAST five flags.
Someone of real importance, you've been a VIP at least three times!
Your 50 Capture the Crown points grant you a regal bearing, my liege.
Careful investment has netted you over $500 in your Bankroll career.
You came, you saw, you've played a game on every arena!
You've owned the city! Twice! As mighty Bombzilla!
That opposing Bomber should've expected the unexpected, like a teleported bomb!
You got revenge by bombing someone who bombed you first!