Reach max Love level with the Talwar.
Reach max Love level with the Dagger.
Reach max Love level with the Estoc.
Reach max Love level with the Lasersaber.
Reach max Love level with the Glaive.
Reach max Love level with the Brass Knuckles.
Reach max Love level with the Scythe.
Share your love with 7 weapons.
Go on a date with 7 weapons.
Give a perfect gift.
Have a gift rejected.
Face your fears! In the mall!
Face your fears! In the nightclub!
Find a shortcut.
Kill 5 enemies in 1 second or less.
Find the monster shop.
Fly home.
Impress the devs with your packing skill.
Find 10 crafting components.
Find 64 recipes.
Craft something.
Craft 10 recipes.
Craft 64 items on your workbench.
Find 8 zines.
Find 29 outfits.
Find 27 hats.
Find 33 gifts.
Find a SNAZZ.
Be the best flutterbug you can be!
Reach max Love level with the Hammer.
Reach max Love level with the Axe.
Reach max Love level with the Whip.
Found the secret University level
Find all of the conversations between weapons.
Find all crafting components.
Find all recipes.
Exhaust your workbench.
Find all the zines.
Find all the outfits.
Find all the hats.
Find all the gifts.
Share your love with all the weapons.
Go on a date with all the weapons.
Meet an unwieldable weapon.
Ace your final exam.