You've defeated your first custodian! Keep going, there's a few more!
You waited through every credit to listen to the entirety of The Best Song Ever Written!™
Bry left some rings, you took the bait!
Bry touched you and now things may have changed!
You stowed away into the secret cave!
You cleverly checked the same place twice and corrupted yourself to the end of the ROM!
You passed outside of the bounds and corrupted the game!
She caught you, best be running!
You didn't fall for it, you defeated the true final boss!
You won the final boss like a boss!
You found nine lives in a level... cat-like!
You used a cheat code... flagrant!
You bounced on all of the baddies in a level... dominant!
You cleared out all of the goodies in a level... greedy!
You broke wind as you fell into a top hat... sneaker!