Create a proper strapped money pack like a real pro.
Wrap a full money block in plastic.
Purchase the holy grail of flex: the moneygun.
Send your first deposit to the Piggy Bank.
Set $100,000 on fire. Could’ve funded an indie game. But hey — watching it burn is art too.
Hit your savings milestone. All oinks aside — well done.
Own every piece of rebellious currency art.
Score 200 hoops. NBA is shaking.
Avoid the ink by ignoring instructions. Classic you.
Leave the system on your own terms. We see you, rebel. And we kinda like it.
Complete the story and reach an ending. Play it once. Overthink it forever.
Reach reputation level 25. Started from the bottom. Flexing at the top.
Send $1,000,000 through your shady delivery network. One million reasons not to ask for a tracking number.
Complete 100 orders. At this point, you don’t need a medal. You need a union.
Pet the cat. You've just made a very powerful friend.
Find the cat!! Open the box. Confirm the cat’s... overwhelming aliveness.
Sort 1,000 marked bills using the bill sorter. Some bills scream “trap”. You shut them up.
Complete the compendium of marked bills. Some people collect art. You collect evidence.
Use a coin to wash your stuff in the industrial washer. Insert coin. Eject crisp cash and absolutely zero regret.
Remove every type of stain using foam at the workbench. Guest list: you. Dress code: spotless. And unlike most parties, this one ends without a mess.
Fill the compendium with every type of coin. Chance writes the tale. You wrote the ending.
Sort 1,000 coins using the coin sorter. Big results often come from small change.
Attach your first warehouse label. Sticking with progress. Because order doesn’t organize itself.
Assemble your first coin roll. From pocket chaos to perfect formation.
Buy a second speaker. One for the grind, one for the unwind.
Find all UV images. Apparently, ultraviolet makes everything confess.