Die.
Recover Kindrish.
Attain 100 psychic glimmer.
Be transmuted into a gemstone.
Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.
Visit 100 generated villages.
Install a cybernetic implant at a becoming nook.
Become loved by a faction.
Kill a pentasludge.
Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.
Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Read 100 books.
Fall in love with yourself.
Kill a chrome pyramid.
Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.
Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Kill a trisludge.
Enter 25 spacetime vortices.
Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.
Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Kill a decasludge.
Have 10 mutations.
Recover a relic from a historic site.
Contract ironshank.
Become loved by newly sentient beings.
Advance a mutation to level 15.
Speak to the alchemist.
Recover the Ruin of House Isner.
Attain 20 psychic glimmer as a true kin.
Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.
Host three different fungal infections at once.
Enter 100 giant clams.
Find the oddly-hued glowpad.
Cure ironshank.
Foresee your own death.
Help the slynth find a new home.
Eat the Cloaca Surprise.
Overdose on a hulk honey tonic.
Have your head explode.
Project your mind into a goat's body.
Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.
Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.
Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
Invoke the Chaos Spiel.
Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Wear your own severed face on your face.
Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Become auroral.
Cure glotrot.
Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Fall to your death.
Contract glotrot.
Invent 100 recipes.
Rematerialize in the corporeal realm.
Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.
Learn the complete history of a single sultan.
Eat one of your own limbs.
Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Activate a time cube.
Regenerate a limb.
Fall in love with a sign.
Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.
Have six arms.
Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.
Read 10 books.
Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual.
Learn a secret from the microbiome.
Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.
Recover Stopsvalinn.
Get killed by a chute crab.
Tattoo yourself.
Drink lava.
Kill 100 snapjaws.
Clone Ctesiphus.
Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Cross into Brightsheol.
Attain 200 psychic glimmer.
Wink out of existence.
Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.
Get killed by your evil twin.
Be stoned to death by a baboon on the surface of Red Rock.
Disappoint a highly entropic being.
Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
Be turned to stone.
Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
Get decapitated.
Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.
Wield the amaranthine prism.
Have a cybernetic implant installed on every implantable body part.
Travel to the pocket dimension Tzimtzlum.
Wear the Otherpearl.
Discover psychic glimmer.
Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold.
Be swallowed whole.
Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.
Compliment Q Girl.