Show the Gargoyle the back of your frying pan
Help Jack with his rodent problem
Eliminate Haybot
Take the confidence pills
Flush The Great Mighty Poo
Help the lady cogs exact their revenge
Defeat the big-bollocked boiler
Berry fails to recognize Conker in his costume
Let Buga's biggest secret be known
Make another contribution to the Bee community
Replace your frying pan with something better
Finish feeding your ancestor
Fulfill your patriotic duty
Get rid of the eyes and the brawn
Drink a whisky at the bar
Bring the bees to the Sunflower in 2 mins or less (timer start after bees cutscene)
In the blades room, grab the tail and reach the top of the ladder in 40.8 secs or less (timer start when you grab the tail)
Scale Bat's tower and grab the cash in 34 secs or less (timer start after bats cutscene)
In the Catfish's Safe, pull the lever and recharge your helmet once in 1m20s or less (timer start at helmet cutscene)
Put out the boiler room imps without getting drunk more than once
Complete the Wasp Turret Section without taking damage.
Beat the first zombie encounter without jumping in 2m12s or less (timer start after zombies cutscene)
Complete the bat sequence in 3m7s or less (timer start after Batula first cutscene)
Open the mansion door without equipping your shotgun or being harmed (chapter mode only)
Complete your first encounter with the Tediz without being harmed
Talk with the squirrel in the operation room in 52 secs or less (timer start after tediz cutscene)
Destroy all of the submarines without being harm
Escape from Tediz's island in 1m24s or less (chapter mode only)(timer start when you start the chapter)
Complete 'Heist' in 8 jumps
Complete 'Heist' without being harmed
Talk to the guards at the entrance of Uga Buga without having met Gregg yet. (Missable)
Arrive at cavemans home without never entered the barn before (only from save file)(Missable)
Defeat Haybot without being harmed
Defeat The Great Mighty Poo without being harmed
Defeat Buga the Knut without being harmed
Defeat "Reagan" without being harmed
Earn $2310 in one playthrough (Missable)
Earn $2710 (chapter mode only)
Pick up the 'special' squirrel tail from the hidden cave
Before entering 'It's War', run through all areas in Farm and Sloprano, ending at the Bull room, in 4m42s or less without dying
Catch Conker playing Killer Instinct
Show the butterflies who is in charge
Insult the bar Imp multiple times
Unlock all multiplayer characters
[Deathmatch] Get a kill
[Deathmatch][AI=Normal] Get 35 kills
[Deathmatch][AI=Einstein][Lives=5][Time=Unlimited][1P Only] Win a match
[Deathmatch][AI=Normal][Time=5m] Win a match with 20+ kills without dying
[Deathmatch][AI=Normal][Kills=Unlimited][1P Only] Win a match vs at least 3 CPU's while remaining in 1st place the entire match
[Deathmatch][AI=Normal] Get more than 25 kills in 5mins or less
[Deathmatch] Get a Slow-Mo kill
[Race][Laps=3][AI=Normal][1P Only] Remain in 8th place for an entire lap and win against 7 CPUs
[Tank][AI=Normal] Get 20 kills
[War][AI=Normal] Obtain 50 or more points on the 'Total War' map
[War][AI=Normal][Time=Unlimited] Win a 6v6 match with 5 or more points on the 'Colors' map
[Heist][AI=Normal][Bags=5][Lives=5][Default Weasel] Win a match with 5 bags without allowing any other player to score a point
[Heist][AI=Normal][Bags=5][Lives=5][Default Weasel] Win a match in which all other players scored 4 points
[Raptor][AI=Normal][Time=5][Score=20] Win an 8v1 match as a raptor
[Raptor][AI=Normal] Win a match with 20 or more points as a Caveman
[Raptor][AI=Normal] Win a match with 26 or more points as a Raptor
[Beach][AI=Normal][Score=15][Time=5] Win a match against 6 Squirrels without letting them score more than 3 points
[Beach][AI=Normal][Score=15][Time=5] Win a 6v2 match as a squirrel without dying
Beat the turret sequence in 'It's War' without being harmed