Beat an enemy in under a second.
Beat every enemy in under a second.
Get a number to 100 damage.
Get a number to 1,000 damage.
Get a number to 1,000,000 damage.
Get a number to 1,000,000,000 damage.
Get all your numbers to 100 damage.
Get all your numbers to 1,000 damage.
Get all your numbers to 1,000,000 damage.
Get all your numbers to 1,000,000,000 damage.
Own every damage number.
Unlock every enemy.
Win with a tenth of a second left on the clock.
Beat an enemy in under a tenth of a second.
Beat a boss in under a second.
Land a single hit for 1,000.
Land a single hit for 100,000.
Land a single hit for 1,000,000.
Slap enemies 100 times.
Slap enemies 1,000 times.
Slap enemies 10,000 times.