It's not his fault that door was so hard to open.
Congratulation, all that potty training finally paid off
Sometimes even zero effort is rewarded
Pants. They get you every time...
How convenient that you had those pills...
Giving up is never the anwer. Or is it?
...to not p**p for an extra five seconds.
You sh*t before the game began!
if only you had a little more time... and a higjer IQ.