Pick up a whip
Pick up a baseball bat
Pick up a knife
Pick up an oil drum
Pick up a stick of dynamite
Finish Stage 1 without dying
Finish Stages 1 and 2 without dying
Finish Stage 1, 2 and 3 without dying
Finish Stage 1
Finish Stage 2
Finish Stage 3
Finish the game
Score 20,000 points
Score 40,000 points
Score 80,000 points