You've killed your first enemy! He probably deserved it.

You escaped level 1 like a boss!

You beat the clock in a bonus level!

Aiming downwards and shooting while above ground is tight!

I'm something of a weapon charger myself.

You've escaped all the water levels! You deserve a Trident.

Did you just ask me for my ID? Because you're a great bouncer.

Lionel Messi's got nothing on your dribbling skills!

Awesome! You completed the game without running out of lives. Very Impressive.

You are blessed with impeccable skills. You completed the game without dying even once.

Congratulations! You completed the entire game. Your legend will live on forever.

Pack your things. We will kiss this place goodbye soon!

15,000 Coins? You're living large. Nothing can stop you now!

More of the depths await. Let's do this!

Face off against the Boss. You're legendary, so hold nothing back!