You went through the first wall.

You fell from the highest point straight into the water. Not a scratch.

One toilet, a giant auditorium and zero privacy.

It looked like a lounge chair. It was a grill. You lay down anyway.

Two options, neither good. You chose with total confidence.

Houses, green hills and a very suspicious calm.

You found the almond milk, but in the worst possible place.

The worst mistake of your life has just begun. Good luck with that

It said “moo”, but something was off.

You learned a lesson nobody asked you to.

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