Earn one million points on one mission.

Earn a whopping five million points on one mission.

Earn 3 stars on all of the original maps. This doesn't include DLC.

Complete all of the original maps. This doesn't include DLC.

Earn 10,000 coins total, ever. You don't need to have them all at once.

Chain 20 combos in a row. You're on Fire!

Complete one mission in one minute.

Defeat every Elite unit from the original maps. This doesn't include DLC.

Defeat 10 units in one shot using one item.

Defeat 10 units by blowing up a S-17 Skywhale.

Defeat 10 units by blowing up the V2 truck.

Defeat 20 units in one combo. Boomshakalaka!

Defeat 10 units, one after another, using a pair of link towers.

Beat every original level in 24 hours. This doesn't include DLC.

Beat every level in 24 hours on Heroic. No Restarting, failing, or quitting.

Play once a week, every week, for 6 months. Yes, we mean it.

Stockpile 500 gold in a mission without selling any towers.

Collect the entire Grunt Deck.

Survive 150 rounds.

Collect the entire Iron Deck.

Collect the entire Bird Deck.

Complete the entire Whirly Deck.

Complete the entire Fun Deck.

Collect the entire world deck.

Complete the entire hardcore deck.

Survive 200 rounds on Hard.

Defeat 10 rounds in a survival mission with no towers. Items will help.

Call it down! Unleash airstrike 7 times in one mission.

Defeat a survival mission without slow towers.

Earn 30 stars.

Earn 2 stars on all of the original maps. This doesn't include DLC.

"Let me show you my thumbtack collection."

"Of course it's safe. It's a fuel filled brick. We, however, are in trouble."

"The helicopter has only one weakness. Physics."

"We have a perfect flying record. We've never left one up there."

“As creaky as a wooden trampoline, but it's still a doomsday machine.”

"Yes, that's its real world name."

"Got any questions about propane or propane accessories?"

"The road never ends. The ride always does."

"Sometimes you're the fly, sometimes you're the windshield."

"Umm… Can I borrow your car?"

"I'll smoke out the enemy. You smoke me a kipper."

"The English had a splendid joke. They said they were going to stop me!"

"Frank, maybe the cabin should be non-smoking."

"There is always something you've missed. Hopefully it's the ground."

"Fly until the last piece stops moving."

"You can land anywhere once."

"Victory is for the strongest, bravest, and best. Let's shoot for a tie."

"Do unto others as they would do unto you. Just do yours first."

"Mamma always said to tell the truth. So I run like I'm crazy."

"No, I will not clean your socks."

"I just want to pump you to your full pumptential."

"Running is a mental sport. We're all insane."

"Whaddya mean, no overtime?"

"Happy Boxing Day! We got you explosives!"

"Somebody in here needs new socks."

"You suppose if we took out the ashtray we could fit Frank?"

"Just 49 bucks for 4 cylinders, 60 horses, and real Corinthian leather."

"It unleashes an unstoppable torment of fire. So where did we park it?"