Slay your first foe. He started it. Probably.

Fall for the first time. The Queen saw that.

Reach a 30 combo. Your foot is tapping. Admit it.

Reach a 60 combo. The bard wants your autograph.

Leave the Orcish Frontier. They still don't believe you.

Clear the Golem Foundry. They answered with boulders.

Clear the Dragon Roost. The cloak didn't make it.

Clear the Demon Abyss. One grumpy queen to go.

Finish Act I on Easy. Do you even respect yourself?

Reach page 10 in Endless. The plates can wait. She can't.

Win a fight without taking a single hit.