Survive the Goblin King's tutorial.
Beat your first level.
Win on a map cranked to max water and max mountains.
Generate 50,000 resources across all your runs.
Convert 25,000 resources across all your runs.
Waste 5000 resources. They had to go somewhere.
Earn 5,000 Gears across all your runs.
Spend 5,000 Gears across all your runs.
Scrape together 5,000 Salvage across all your runs.
Spend 5,000 Salvage across all your runs.
Hold more than 100 Gears at once.
Hold more than 100 Gobs at once.
Sit on more than 100 Gears and 100 Gobs at the same time.
Place 1,000 buildings across all your runs.
Place a junction.
Tear out a junction that was still wired up.
Get a building straight out of the Goblin Workshop.
Set a trundler filter to pick and choose what passes.
Build a trundler 25 or more tiles long.
Split one belt into 4 or more outputs with junctions.
Set a trundler filter to a single resource type.
Connect 5 junctions together into one belt network.
Blow up a building of your own.
Feed one building from 3 or more different sources.
Put your first goblin to work.
Put 500 goblins to work across all your runs.
Send a goblin out to forage for the first time.
Forage 2,500 resources across all your runs.
Have a Gob haul a Big Boom all the way to a camp.
Buy your first Industry upgrade from the Throne.
Buy every upgrade on the Industry tab.
Buy your first Wrath upgrade from the Throne.
Buy every upgrade on the Wrath tab.
Spend the King's Fury and blow a hole in the world.
Stood around on the victory screen until the Big Boom went off in the King's hands.
Burned away every last patch of fog on a map.
Fed a perfectly good Big Boom into a Junker.
Poked the Goblin King one too many times.
Bothered the menu cat far more than it wanted.
The King's Eye found a lost building you'd been sent to look for.
Turned the Goblin King's voice all the way down. He'll never know.
Plug 100 water tiles with Puddle Pluggers across all your runs.