Clear the mission "Sweet & Kendl" [Cheats block all achievements]

Clear the mission "Ryder"

Clear the mission "Tagging Up Turf"

Clear the mission "Cleaning The Hood"

Clear the mission "Drive-Thru"

Clear the mission "Nines and AK's"

Clear the mission "Drive-By"

Clear the mission "Sweet's Girl"

Clear the mission "Cesar Vialpando"

Clear the mission "High Stakes, Low-Rider"

Clear the mission "Home Invasion"

Clear the mission "Catalyst"

Clear the mission "Robbing Uncle Sam"

Clear the mission "OG Loc"

Clear the mission "Running Dog"

Clear the mission "Wrong Side Of The Tracks"

Clear the mission "Just Business"

Clear the mission "Life's A Beach"

Clear the mission "Madd Dogg's Rhymes"

Clear the mission "Management Issues"

Clear the mission "House Party"

Clear the mission "Burning Desire"

Clear the mission "Gray Imports"

Clear the mission "Doberman"

Clear the mission "Los Sepulcros"

Clear the mission "Reuniting The Families"

Clear the mission "The Green Sabre"

Clear the mission "Badlands"

Clear the mission "Tanker Commander"

Clear the mission "Against All Odds"

Clear the mission "Local Liquor Store"

Clear the mission "Small Town Bank"

Clear the mission "Body Harvest"

Clear the mission "Wu Zi Mu"

Clear the mission "Farewell My Love"

Clear the mission "Are You Going To San Fierro?"

Clear the mission "Wear Flowers In Your Hair"

Clear the mission "555 WE TIP"

Clear the mission "Deconstruction"

Clear the mission "Air Raid"

Clear the mission "Supply Lines"

Clear the mission "New Model Army"

Clear the mission "Photo Opportunity"

Clear the mission "Jizzy"

Clear the mission "T-Bone Mendez"

Clear the mission "Mike Toreno"

Clear the mission "Outrider"

Clear the mission "Snail Trail"

Clear the mission "Ice Cold Killa"

Clear the mission "Pier 69"

Clear the mission "Toreno's Last Flight"

Clear the mission "Mountain Cloud Boys"

Clear the mission "Ran Fa Li"

Clear the mission "Lure"

Clear the mission "Amphibious Assault"

Clear the mission "The Da Nang Thang"

Clear the mission "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom"

Clear the mission "Zeroing In"

Clear the mission "Test Drive"

Clear the mission "Customs Fast Track"

Clear the mission "Puncture Wounds"

Clear the mission "Monster"

Clear the mission "Highjack"

Clear the mission "Interdiction"

Clear the mission "N.O.E."

Clear the mission "Stowaway"

Clear the mission "Black Project"

Clear the mission "Green Goo"

Clear the mission "Fender Ketchup"

Clear the mission "Explosive Situation"

Clear the mission "You've Had Your Chips"

Clear the mission "Don Peyote"

Clear the mission "Architectural Espionage"

Clear the mission "Key To Her Heart"

Clear the mission "Dam And Blast"

Clear the mission "Cop Wheels"

Clear the mission "Up, Up And Away!"

Clear the mission "Breaking The Bank At Caligula's"

Clear the mission "Intensive Care"

Clear the mission "Misappropriation"

Clear the mission "The Meat Business"

Clear the mission "Freefall"

Clear the mission "High Noon"

Clear the mission "Madd Dogg"

Clear the mission "Saint Mark's Bistro"

Clear the mission "A Home In The Hills"

Clear the mission "Vertical Bird"

Clear the mission "Home Coming"

Clear the mission "Cut Throat Business"

Clear the mission "Beat Down On B Dup"

Clear the mission "Grove 4 Life"

Clear the mission "Riot"

Clear the mission "Los Desperados"

During the mission "End Of The Line", kill Big Smoke

Clear the mission "End Of The Line"

Clear the mission "Cesar Vialpando" by obtaining a score of at least 3.000 in the hopping minigame

Complete 50 Taxi Fares. Taxis now have Nitro!

Complete all 12 Paramedic missions to increase your maximum Health

Complete all 12 Firefighter missions to become resistant to fire

Complete all 12 Vigilante missions to increase your maximum Body Armor

Steal a total worth of $10,000 in Burglar missions to obtain Infinite Sprint

Score at least 30 points in the Basketball Challenge

Score at least 50 points in the Basketball Challenge

Submit a High Score of 5.000 on Let's Get Ready To Bumble

Submit a High Score of 50.000 in Go Go Space Monkey

Submit a 1st place score in They Crawled From Uranus

Submit a top 5 score in Duality's white high score table

Submit a top 5 score in Duality's black high score table

Win a game of Pool by pocketing all your balls

Complete the Shooting Range Challenge

Collect 50 oysters

Spray 25 tags

Spray 50 tags

Spray 75 tags

Spray 100 tags

Complete Roboi's Food Mart's courier mission

Max out the Cycling Skill

Complete the BMX Challenge

Get a best time of 1:15 or less in the BMX Challenge

Get 1st place in the 8-Track Stadium Event

Get a best time of 5:10 or less in the 8-Track Stadium Event

Get a best lap time of 0:23 or less in the 8-Track Stadium Event

Complete 10 Pimping missions and get a special reward

Pass Boat School

Beat Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route in the Chiliad Challenge

Beat Birdseye Winder in the Chiliad Challenge

Beat Cobra Run in the Chiliad Challenge

Collect 25 Snapshots

Collect 50 Snapshots

Complete Hippy Shopper's courier mission

Complete the NRG-500 Challenge

Get a best time of 2:00 or less in the NRG-500 Challenge

Complete the Blood Bowl

Complete the Blood Bowl's Target Time of 2 minutes

Complete Vank Hoff Hotel's Valet Parking mission

Pass Driving School

Get a gold medal on every Driving School test

Get a gold medal on every Boat School test

Complete all Trucking missions

Collect 25 Horseshoes

Collect 50 Horseshoes

Pass Bike School

Get a gold medal on every Bike School test

Complete Burger Shot's courier mission

Get a best score of 26 in Kickstart

Get a best score of 61 in Kickstart

Get 1st place in Dirt Track

Complete Level 2 of the Freight Train Challenge

Finish the first list of Vehicle Exports

Finish the second list of Vehicle Exports

Finish the third list of Vehicle Exports

Get a gold medal on every Flight School test

Clear the mission "Learning to Fly"

Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Regular Pistol

Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Silenced 9mm Pistol

Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Desert Eagle

Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Regular Shotgun

Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Sawn-off Shotgun

Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Combat Shotgun

Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Tec-9

Reach the skill level of Hitman with the SMG

Reach the skill level of Hitman with the AK-47

Reach the skill level of Hitman with the M4

Get so fat that you're at a huge risk for a heart attack

Max out your Muscle

Max out your Stamina

Earn enough Respect to form a 7 man gang

Complete Burger Shot's courier mission before completing "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom" without your wanted level being zero

Make your way to Doherty in San Fierro before completing "The Green Sabre"

Use a Pay 'N' Spray while at a 6-star wanted rating

Win all Los Santos Race Tournaments unlocked after "Learning to Fly"

Max out your Gambling skill

Steal all six crates during the mission "Home Invasion" without ever waking up Fuhrberger and complete the mission

Kill Fuhrberger before collecting any crates during the mission "Home Invasion"

During the mission "Ryder", distract the cashier for the robbery with some reverse bowel movement

Win all San Fierro Race Tournaments

Win all Las Venturas Freight Depot Race Tournaments

Complete all Las Venturas Airport Checkpoint Races

Buy all properties that are available in the beginning of the game

Buy all properties that become available after beating "The Green Sabre"

Buy all properties that become available after beating "Are You Going to San Fierro?"

Buy all properties that become available after beating "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom"

Buy all properties that become available after beating "Learning to Fly"

Complete all Quarry missions

Learn all the moves from the 3 gyms

100% Achieved!

Receive weight loss advice from Big Smoke

Hear the details from Toreno about Sweet's new cell mate

Clear "Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 3.500 points

Clear "Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 6.500 points

Clear "Hollywood Swinging" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 6.000 points

Clear "Hollywood Swinging" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 8.000 points

Clear "Funky President" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 7.500 points

Buy all clothes available at Binco

Buy all clothes available at Sub Urban

Buy all clothes available at Pro-Laps

Buy all clothes available at Zip

Buy all clothes available at Victim

Buy all clothes available at Didier Sachs

Tell Woozie about your deadly accident with Millie

Obtain all clothing in the game excluding the Pimp Suit

Unlock the Pimp Suit

Unlock the Rural Clothes

Unlock the Racing Suit

Unlock the Medic Uniform

Unlock the Cop Outfit

Get a best time of 2:00 or less in World War Ace

Get a best time of 5:00 or less in Barnstorming

Get a best time of 4:00 or less in Military Service

Get a best time of 2:40 or less in Chopper Checkpoint

Get a best time of 2:45 or less in Whirly Bird Waypoint

Get a best time of 3:45 or less in Heli Hell

Save a Phoenix in a garage

Save a Ruined Glendale or a Ruined Sadler in a garage

Save a Sandking in a garage

Save an FBI Rancher in a garage

Save a Berkley's RC Van in a garage

Clear the mission "Wrong Side Of The Tracks" without entering Las Colinas

Kill Freddy before reaching the place where he says "Yoohoo! Over Here!" (At the end of the first highway portion)

During the mission "High Stakes, Low-Rider", finish the race in under 1:20

During the mission "Ryder", earn Ryder's respect with your new haircut

Get a S.W.A.T. in "End of the Line", destroy it, but fix it by saving it in a garage. Don't get busted or wasted.

Clear the mission "Badlands" without the snitch reaching his car and trying to escape

Save a Cargobob in the Verdant Meadows hangar

Save a plane in any garage except the Verdant Meadows hangar

Save a car with 11 modifications in a garage (excluding colors and paintjobs)

Get a longest wheelie time of 60 seconds

Get a longest 2 wheels time of 5 seconds

Clear the mission "555 WE TIP" without having to return to the garage due to damaging the D.A.'s car

Do 35 Unique Jumps

Do 70 Unique Jumps

Pull off your first Triple Insane Stunt

Max out the Driving, Flying and Bike skills

Conquer 30 territories (A territory counts as being yours after you clear the 2nd wave)

Conquer 53 territories

Beat the Cock starting at Fisher's Lagoon and add the prize to your cash stack

Beat the Cock starting at Santa Maria Beach and add the prize to your cash stack

Complete "Black Project" without using the vent to enter or exit the underground base in Area 69

During the mission "Are You Going To San Fierro?" clear the field enough to open up the Mothership within 50 seconds

During the mission "Gray Imports" kill the arms dealer before they reach their car

In "Burning Desire", destroy all the windows with only 5 molotov cocktails

Knock off and grab 6 crates from the Patriot during Big Smoke's Cash

Beat the race in "Monster" with a time of under 4:20 to be told the boss was right about you

Clear the mission "Madd Dogg's Rhymes" while taking no damage and killing a maximum of 3 guards in the mansion

Receive a fatal threat to your life from an angry loan shark

Max out your Sex Appeal

In Loco Syndicate Drug Courier, kill the courier while he still has at least $1,800 worth of coke

Get your car stolen by Michelle Cannes during your date

Trigger the Extra Date with Millie Perkins

Destroy 25 vans in a run of Beefy Baron

Stand on the platform with the non-existent easter egg

Stand on top of Cock Rock

Make the moon reach its biggest size

Finish the warehouse escape sequence during "End Of The Line" without using Thermal Vision

Sneak into the ship and enter a Hydra in "Vertical Bird" without the alarm being triggered

Clear the mission "Madd Dogg" without having Madd Dogg lose health

Complete the mission "Breaking The Bank At Caligula's" without using thermal goggles or night vision goggles

Clear the mission "Misappropriation" by only killing the target after he parks and exits his Buffalo at the farthest end of the underground garage [Icon shows up when you can kill him]

Clear the mission "High Noon" without entering a vehicle other than Pulaski's car

Have one of your homies take a picture of you and save it to the gallery

Gift a Vibrator (the smaller of the two toys) to one of your girlfriends