Clear the mission "Sweet & Kendl" [Cheats block all achievements]
Clear the mission "Ryder"
Clear the mission "Tagging Up Turf"
Clear the mission "Cleaning The Hood"
Clear the mission "Drive-Thru"
Clear the mission "Nines and AK's"
Clear the mission "Drive-By"
Clear the mission "Sweet's Girl"
Clear the mission "Cesar Vialpando"
Clear the mission "High Stakes, Low-Rider"
Clear the mission "Home Invasion"
Clear the mission "Catalyst"
Clear the mission "Robbing Uncle Sam"
Clear the mission "OG Loc"
Clear the mission "Running Dog"
Clear the mission "Wrong Side Of The Tracks"
Clear the mission "Just Business"
Clear the mission "Life's A Beach"
Clear the mission "Madd Dogg's Rhymes"
Clear the mission "Management Issues"
Clear the mission "House Party"
Clear the mission "Burning Desire"
Clear the mission "Gray Imports"
Clear the mission "Doberman"
Clear the mission "Los Sepulcros"
Clear the mission "Reuniting The Families"
Clear the mission "The Green Sabre"
Clear the mission "Badlands"
Clear the mission "Tanker Commander"
Clear the mission "Against All Odds"
Clear the mission "Local Liquor Store"
Clear the mission "Small Town Bank"
Clear the mission "Body Harvest"
Clear the mission "Wu Zi Mu"
Clear the mission "Farewell My Love"
Clear the mission "Are You Going To San Fierro?"
Clear the mission "Wear Flowers In Your Hair"
Clear the mission "555 WE TIP"
Clear the mission "Deconstruction"
Clear the mission "Air Raid"
Clear the mission "Supply Lines"
Clear the mission "New Model Army"
Clear the mission "Photo Opportunity"
Clear the mission "Jizzy"
Clear the mission "T-Bone Mendez"
Clear the mission "Mike Toreno"
Clear the mission "Outrider"
Clear the mission "Snail Trail"
Clear the mission "Ice Cold Killa"
Clear the mission "Pier 69"
Clear the mission "Toreno's Last Flight"
Clear the mission "Mountain Cloud Boys"
Clear the mission "Ran Fa Li"
Clear the mission "Lure"
Clear the mission "Amphibious Assault"
Clear the mission "The Da Nang Thang"
Clear the mission "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom"
Clear the mission "Zeroing In"
Clear the mission "Test Drive"
Clear the mission "Customs Fast Track"
Clear the mission "Puncture Wounds"
Clear the mission "Monster"
Clear the mission "Highjack"
Clear the mission "Interdiction"
Clear the mission "N.O.E."
Clear the mission "Stowaway"
Clear the mission "Black Project"
Clear the mission "Green Goo"
Clear the mission "Fender Ketchup"
Clear the mission "Explosive Situation"
Clear the mission "You've Had Your Chips"
Clear the mission "Don Peyote"
Clear the mission "Architectural Espionage"
Clear the mission "Key To Her Heart"
Clear the mission "Dam And Blast"
Clear the mission "Cop Wheels"
Clear the mission "Up, Up And Away!"
Clear the mission "Breaking The Bank At Caligula's"
Clear the mission "Intensive Care"
Clear the mission "Misappropriation"
Clear the mission "The Meat Business"
Clear the mission "Freefall"
Clear the mission "High Noon"
Clear the mission "Madd Dogg"
Clear the mission "Saint Mark's Bistro"
Clear the mission "A Home In The Hills"
Clear the mission "Vertical Bird"
Clear the mission "Home Coming"
Clear the mission "Cut Throat Business"
Clear the mission "Beat Down On B Dup"
Clear the mission "Grove 4 Life"
Clear the mission "Riot"
Clear the mission "Los Desperados"
During the mission "End Of The Line", kill Big Smoke
Clear the mission "End Of The Line"
Clear the mission "Cesar Vialpando" by obtaining a score of at least 3.000 in the hopping minigame
Complete 50 Taxi Fares. Taxis now have Nitro!
Complete all 12 Paramedic missions to increase your maximum Health
Complete all 12 Firefighter missions to become resistant to fire
Complete all 12 Vigilante missions to increase your maximum Body Armor
Steal a total worth of $10.000 in Burglar missions to obtain Infinite Sprint
Score at least 30 points in the Basketball Challenge
Score at least 60 points in the Basketball Challenge
Submit a High Score of 5.000 on Let's Get Ready To Bumble
Submit a High Score of 50.000 in Go Go Space Monkey
Submit a 1st place score in They Crawled From Uranus
Submit a top 5 score in Duality's white high score table
Submit a top 5 score in Duality's black high score table
Win a game of Pool by pocketing all your balls
Complete the Shooting Range Challenge
Collect 50 oysters
Spray 25 tags
Spray 50 tags
Spray 75 tags
Spray 100 tags
Complete Roboi's Food Mart's courier mission
Max out the Cycling Skill
Complete the BMX Challenge
Get a best time of 1:15 or less in the BMX Challenge
Get 1st place in the 8-Track Stadium Event
Get a best time of 5:10 or less in the 8-Track Stadium Event
Get a best lap time of 0:23 or less in the 8-Track Stadium Event
Complete 10 Pimping missions and get a special reward
Pass Boat School
Beat Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route in the Chiliad Challenge
Beat Birdseye Winder in the Chiliad Challenge
Beat Cobra Run in the Chiliad Challenge
Collect 25 Snapshots
Collect 50 Snapshots
Complete Hippy Shopper's courier mission
Complete the NRG-500 Challenge
Get a best time of 2:00 or less in the NRG-500 Challenge
Complete the Blood Bowl
Complete the Blood Bowl's Target Time of 2 minutes
Complete Vank Hoff Hotel's Valet Parking mission
Pass Driving School
Get a gold medal on every Driving School test
Get a gold medal on every Boat School test
Complete all Trucking missions
Collect 25 Horseshoes
Collect 50 Horseshoes
Pass Bike School
Get a gold medal on every Bike School test
Complete Burger Shot's courier mission
Get a best score of 26 in Kickstart
Get a best score of 61 in Kickstart
Get 1st place in Dirt Track
Complete Level 2 of the Freight Train Challenge
Finish the first list of Vehicle Exports
Finish the second list of Vehicle Exports
Finish the third list of Vehicle Exports
Get a gold medal on every Flight School test
Clear the mission "Learning to Fly"
Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Regular Pistol
Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Silenced 9mm Pistol
Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Desert Eagle
Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Regular Shotgun
Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Sawn-off Shotgun
Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Combat Shotgun
Reach the skill level of Hitman with the Tec-9
Reach the skill level of Hitman with the SMG
Reach the skill level of Hitman with the AK-47
Reach the skill level of Hitman with the M4
Get so fat that you're at a huge risk for a heart attack
Max out your Muscle
Max out your Stamina
Earn enough Respect to form a 7 man gang
Complete Burger Shot's courier mission before completing "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom"
Make your way to Doherty in San Fierro before completing "The Green Sabre"
Use a Pay 'N' Spray while at a 6-star wanted rating
Win all Los Santos Race Tournaments unlocked after "Learning to Fly"
Max out your Gambling skill
Steal all six crates during the mission "Home Invasion" without ever waking up Fuhrberger and complete the mission
Kill Fuhrberger before collecting any crates during the mission "Home Invasion"
During the mission "Ryder", distract the cashier for the robbery with some reverse bowel movement
Win all San Fierro Race Tournaments
Win all Las Venturas Freight Depot Race Tournaments
Complete all Las Venturas Airport Checkpoint Races
Buy all properties that are available in the beginning of the game
Buy all properties that become available after beating "The Green Sabre"
Buy all properties that become available after beating "Are You Going to San Fierro?"
Buy all properties that become available after beating "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom"
Buy all properties that become available after beating "Learning to Fly"
Complete all Quarry missions
Learn all the moves from the 3 gyms
100% Achieved!
Receive weight loss advice from Big Smoke
Hear the details from Toreno about Sweet's new cell mate
Clear "Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 3.500 points
Clear "Nuthin' But A 'G' Thang" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 6.500 points
Clear "Hollywood Swinging" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 6.000 points
Clear "Hollywood Swinging" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 8.000 points
Clear "Funky President" in the dancing minigame at a Club with at least 7.500 points
Buy all clothes available at Binco
Buy all clothes available at Sub Urban
Buy all clothes available at Pro-Laps
Buy all clothes available at Zip
Buy all clothes available at Victim
Buy all clothes available at Didier Sachs
Tell Woozie about your deadly accident with Millie
Obtain all clothing in the game excluding the Pimp Suit
Unlock the Pimp Suit
Unlock the Rural Clothes
Unlock the Racing Suit
Unlock the Medic Uniform
Unlock the Cop Outfit
Get a best time of 2:00 or less in World War Ace
Get a best time of 5:00 or less in Barnstorming
Get a best time of 4:00 or less in Military Service
Get a best time of 2:40 or less in Chopper Checkpoint
Get a best time of 2:45 or less in Whirly Bird Waypoint
Get a best time of 3:45 or less in Heli Hell
Save a Phoenix in a garage
Save a Ruined Glendale or a Ruined Sadler in a garage
Save a Sandking in a garage
Save an FBI Rancher in a garage
Save a Berkley's RC Van in a garage
Clear the mission "Wrong Side Of The Tracks" without entering Las Colinas
Kill Freddy before reaching the place where he says "Yoohoo! Over Here!" (At the end of the first highway portion)
During the mission "High Stakes, Low-Rider", finish the race in under 1:20
During the mission "Ryder", earn Ryder's respect with your new haircut
Get a S.W.A.T. in "End of the Line", destroy it, but fix it by saving it in a garage. Don't get busted or wasted.
Clear the mission "Badlands" without the snitch reaching his car and trying to escape
Save a Cargobob in the Verdant Meadows hangar
Save a plane in any garage except the Verdant Meadows hangar
Save a car with 11 modifications in a garage (excluding colors and paintjobs)
Get a longest wheelie time of 60 seconds
Get a longest 2 wheels time of 5 seconds
Clear the mission "555 WE TIP" without having to return to the garage due to damaging the D.A.'s car
Do 35 Unique Jumps
Do 70 Unique Jumps
Pull off your first Triple Insane Stunt
Max out the Driving, Flying and Bike skills
Conquer 30 territories (A territory counts as being yours after you clear the 2nd wave)
Conquer 53 territories
Beat the Cock starting at Fisher's Lagoon
Beat the Cock starting at Santa Maria Beach
Complete "Black Project" without using the vent to enter or exit the underground base in Area 69
During the mission "Are You Going To San Fierro?" clear the field enough to open up the Mothership within 45 seconds
During the mission "Gray Imports" kill the arms dealer before they reach their car
In "Burning Desire", destroy all the windows with only 5 molotov cocktails
Knock off and grab 6 crates from the Patriot during Big Smoke's Cash
Beat the race in "Monster" with a time of under 4:20 to be told the boss was right about you
Clear the mission "Madd Dogg's Rhymes" while taking no damage and killing a maximum of 3 guards in the mansion
Receive a fatal threat to your life from an angry loan shark
Max out your Sex Appeal
In Loco Syndicate Drug Courier, kill the courier while he still has at least 1800$ worth of coke
Get your car stolen by Michelle Cannes during your date
Trigger the Extra Date with Millie Perkins
Destroy 25 vans in a run of Beefy Baron
Stand on the platform with the non-existent easter egg
Stand on top of Cock Rock
Make the moon reach its biggest size
Finish the warehouse escape sequence during "End Of The Line" without using Thermal Vision
Sneak into the ship and enter a Hydra in "Vertical Bird" without the alarm being triggered
Clear the mission "Madd Dogg" without having Madd Dogg lose health
Complete the mission "Breaking The Bank At Caligula's" without using the Thermal Goggles
Clear the mission "Misappropriation" by only killing the target after he parks and exits his Buffalo at the farthest end of the underground garage [Icon shows up when you can kill him]
Clear the mission "High Noon" without entering a vehicle other than Pulaski's car
Have one of your homies take a picture of you and save it to the gallery
Gift a Vibrator (the smaller of the two toys) to one of your girlfriends