Change the shape of the screen.

Reach a Happy Face combo of 120.

Complete the tutorial.

Survive the invasion.

Finish a game of Happy Pong with no customization effects turned on.

Finish a game of Happy Pong with all customization effects turned on.

Attain a high score that exceeds 20000000000 points in "Ballzooka" mode.

Attain a high score that exceeds 20000000000 points in "Weaponizer Extreme" mode.

Attain a high score that exceeds 20000000000 points in "Classic Pong" mode.

Attain a high score that exceeds 5000000000 points in "Credits DevBlaster" mode.

Start a game with the wondrous x60 base multiplier.

Finish a game of Happy Pong with only the Original customization effect turned on.

Reach level 30.

Attain a multiplier of 500 or more.

Attain maximum menu illegibility. Helpful note: Illegibility increases when a game ends or you quit a game, but not when you restart one. Illegibility resets when the application closes.

Finish 10 games of Happy Pong.

Finish 100 games of Happy Pong.

Attain a lifetime score of 500000000000 or more points.